Technically, this is a Joseph Lai film, but Godfrey Ho worked on it.
Also: "Based on a story by the AAV Creative Unit."
"I'll challenge him t--wait, did you say 'Gordon'? What kind of fucking ninjer--no, you know what, fine. I'll break out the Ninjer Challenge Card for GORDON."
FYI: At least in "Ninja Commandments," Harrison's character is named Gordon. Maybe all these movies are part of one giant overarching universe. Godfrey Ho is the JRR Tolkien of spliced-up HK action flicks.
Gordon is a terrible name for a ninja.
|Jet Bin Fever |
Nice use of the Napoleon Dynamite tag.
Do all ninjer rock the jewfro?
How does he fit it all under there?
Truly, the ninjer magic is supreme
That's actually part of the ninja magic. It also magically turns you Asian for the long shots.
|Caminante Nocturno |
Even a non-ninjer knows that you never charge a ninjer when their back is turned to you! That is such a basic piece of knowledge that I feel offended even writing it out!
The ninja challenge cod is utterly sublime lightly breaded and fried with some artisanal malt vinegar on the side.
I like how he doesn't wear his sword, it just sort of hangs out with him.
|Billy the Poet |
Ninjer don't wear masks until immediately prior to combat.
Then, after conversing and clearly seeing each other, they conceal their identities.
Except they wear headbands that clearly advertize their ninjer status.
Then, after one is dead, they both remove their masks again.
Truly, the ninjer code is mysterious.
Ginger Ninjer vs Sparkly Purple Ninjer. Truly this is one of the most sublimely imbecilic things captured on film.
Oh my god I am becoming a drag queen just so I can call myself Ginger Ninjer.
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