|wtf japan - 2010-05-05 |
One of my friends had to sit through a ceremony in which his gay demons would be ostensibly exorcised. I think he felt obligated to do so because he's black, and the black community on campus is really cohesive due to self-segregation. They put red tape all over his door frame and started convulsing and speaking in tongues during the ceremony. I can't imagine what that must have been like for him and his gay demon.
|socialist_hentai - 2010-05-05 |
So let me get this straight: Your son said god told him to go to San Francisco and open up a house of prayer next to the gay district, where he would spend all his time in the company of homosexuals, trying to "exorcise" them... Yeah... nothing suspicious there at all.
Nice touch by the kid, saying "I may have to stay in the Castro for 60 years. Possibly even having to live with a homosexual named Bruce, and open up a flower shop. You can tell my work is successful if God doesn't destroy San Fransisco." Like his rock that keeps tigers away.
By the way, the guy does remember how the story of Abraham and Isaac ended right? Once he got there, Isaac never struggled or suffered. Sort of undermines his whole point.
|poetry publishing guide - 2010-05-05 |
Maybe there is an alternate universe in which Jesus was a horribly bigoted, hateful person who went around projecting all of his unowned shadow material onto others, particularly obsessing over the gays and abortions, and then over the centuries his life and message were completely distorted into a teaching of unconditional love.
|Xero - 2010-05-05 |
Holy crap 5 stars for the IHOP meeting.
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