nemeses9 - 2010-05-02 Wait, so...in Australia you buzz and then say yes? That's different.
The only way this could have been better is if he was an Aboriginal.
Comeuppance - 2010-05-02 Maybe that's just when they've made their decision?
This guy had my five stars by :56, and what followed made me wish I could double-favorite.
memedumpster - 2010-05-02 You're this guy, you're walking onto the stage and the judges are looking at you like a dog just took a crap on their newborn child, but you know that in three minutes time the whole place is going to be eating out of your hand. That is the lesson of the Watermelon Man.
Chalkdust - 2010-05-03 those are some fucking huge watermelons