Is this from that new Donnie Darko sequel?
Upper class parents take note: this is where your $4000/month check for rent, art school, and pocket money are going.
Do I wish my parents had enough money to completely pay for all my living expenses up until my 30s along with a couple grand a month pocket money?
In the back of my mind, I'd be worried about it turning me into a spoiled entitled shit, but basically...yeah.
Well, if they're wearing hats or have a beard, then clearly they're "HIPSTERS." And if they're "HIPSTERS" then clearly they are rich. I mean, I fail to see why you're not understanding this airtight logic.
This is like my debate of racial profiling. Through profiling these people by their physical appearance I can safely conclude that they a spoiled hipster fucks and I hate them.
grahhhhh young people with beards and facial hair who are outside and having fun THEY MUST BE HIPSTERS.
If the furry hat at :42 isn't a hipster hat then I don't know what is.
Don't forget the assumptions about their parents' economic standing.
yeah i mean JEEZUS WHO wears sunglasses OUTSIDE.
How DARE they attend Coachella. EVERYONE KNOWS only art students listen to music!
Oh my sweet jesus you giant whinging cunts shut up about people using hipster "correctly"!
The word was coined almost 70 years ago. Its meaning has never been very concrete. Since the general public got a hold of it, it means whatever they want it to mean. God just shut up about it. You are both so fat and stupid and ugly and boring.
|La Loco |
Using hipster as an adjective pronounces you as an old person or a basement goon.
I've made this handy pie chart to help explain my theory.
That wasn't very funny or interesting.
Also I used it as a noun, you fucking shitbag peckerwood.
Have you actually met a hipster? I've known and been forced to room with (they're not picky about roommates and are always looking to replace the last useless roomy that skipped out) them in two metro areas on two coasts in several apartments over the course of several years.
It's fascinating how exactly the same they all are. They're so terrified of being excluded from their little subculture that they'll all conform to whatever retro style or band scene is in vogue.
The vast majority had no job or at best a 15 hour a week (ask any "real" business advertising help wanted in a hipster area. They'll all tell you stories about hipster storming out when they find out they have to work 40 hours a week) barista/thrift store gig just to mingle with fellow hipsters while the rents paid for everything. Most go to some local degree mill art/acting school.
Every single one was incapable of any cleaning whatsoever, even when fruitflies would start swarming over their dishes that had been soaking for weeks. This despite the fact that there was always at least one unemployed and at home all the time, but they were too busy working on their "art" (http://img193.imageshack.us/img193/2512/bloodflag.jpg)
Every single one was totally incapable of paying their share of bills despite receiving close to four figures a month POCKET MONEY from their parents. The biggest mistake I ever made was not shutting down the cable account in my name when I moved out and trusting them to send in the tenant transfer form. At any given moment all the bills could have been paid with a fraction of that month's money that went towards the guitar they just bought to strum a couple chords on.
They are terrible human beings who will only stop being terrible when their parents finally shut off the funds and force them to move back and join the family business. The idea that only basement shut-ins hate hipsters and not every fully functional working adult is laughable. Hell, even hipsters loathe hipsters. Deep down they all know how truly useless they all are.
I've paid my dues in Hollywood Blvd and Williamsburg. I know hipsters. Who are you, sir, to tell me I do not know hipsters. HOW DARE YOU, SIR!
Fabio that was fabulous. There are pockets of hipsters throughout Atlanta esp in Virginia Highlands. They suck.
If you saw me you all would think I'm a hipster. Strangely enough I pay all my own bills, live on my own, and work over 50 hours a week to do so. Stop hating on us cool people.
I liked the scenes where it didn't break the best, it was very surreal.
If you're here, you're a hipster. Except me. I'm a sockpuppet.
Frank Zappa was the first hipster.
Frank Zappa was not a hipster. How dare you disparage his name.
Is that Technoviking's kid in the background of the last frame?
"IS THIS FOOTAGE FROM" Coachella?
|Innocent Bystander |
I love the look of concentration on their faces right before the slime creatures gather on their face.
|Goethe and ernie |
"THEY'RE JUST YOUNG PEOPLE HAVING FUN"
No they're not. They're pseudo-ironic hedonists and I hate them.
|Jet Bin Fever |
I'm so glad I have a job.
|Robin Kestrel |
Needs more FPS and more chicks.
|Syd Midnight |
It's difficult not to 5 star the title and mental image alone
GOD DAMN THOSE YOUNG PEOPLE
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