IrishWhiskey 
Vote for me, or I'll shoot you like the cowardly dogs you are. And it won't be a mercy killing brought on by your pitiful state. No, I'll give you the slow gut shot death that traitors deserve.
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spikestoyiu
The gun.
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The Mothership
Now hear this: you're an ignorant fuck, and you better well vote for me.
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kennydra
Oh god the gun.
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Camonk
I don't think this guy knows what facebook is, cause he's too busy ridin' fences and shootin' immigrants who are coming on their damned immigrant buses.
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mashedtater Dale Peterson " Pork and Politics in the Park at USS Alabama Battleship Park in Mobile on Tuesday. Huge gathering of people and candidates.
Today will be a busy day in north Alabama."
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Rovin
Holy shit.
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Xenocide
Oh God, he's ADORABLE.
I want to take him home and feed him streakums while he rants at me about Mexicans trying to steal his horse.
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Enjoy
Is that an ass shot at the end?
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Desidiosus
I'm surprised the Republicans don't air ads like this in New England.
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Chalkdust
PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE add "Horse Reaction Shots" tag
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phalsebob
I can't mock this... there is no where to go. Anything I say will just make it milder.
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sticky52
CHALLENGE PISSING.
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petep
i'd vote for him no irony
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IrishWhiskey If I thought for a second that he meant what he said, that taking money from the people you regulate is wrong and illegal, I'd vote for him. But chances are he's taking even more money from the same groups, and using it to pay an Ad-man who tells him that if he hides behind powerful symbols and acts like John Wayne, he can lie all he wants.
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Severian
Stealin' yard signs in the dark of night.
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memedumpster
Alabama is that really inconvenient rectangular thing between Tennessee and Florida. It makes every Florida road trip an amazing adventure. It's not like you're better off going around it either.
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nemeses9
AMERICA FUCK YEAR!
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Chip
Immigrants? What the... gun... I... but...
He did mention he'd been a farmer. I think that's the only thing he said about agriculture at all.
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Ursa_minor
Jesus christ, use a little trigger discipline.
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tmavomodry
how did I know he'd work illegal immigrants into his little rant?
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Chalkdust I was surprised he mentioned anything else
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Aelric
Now ah'ma go take mah harse to the glue fahctory
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Syd Midnight
See this is the perfect person for making a bunch of soldiers do what they're told, but a very bad one for overseeing free citizens.
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goat
The minute I saw this video I knew I would meet it again here. And so it has come to pass.
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Rodents of Unusual Size
Because you know all those illegals flock to Alabama, what with its cosmopolitan atmosphere and deep job pool.
It's like the Lone Ranger time traveled, got hit on the head, and decided to become a politician.
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Erix
25 bizarre and unnecessary cuts in 1 minute. Either this man can't speak coherently for more than 3 seconds at a time or their editor is completely terrible.
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Goethe and ernie
"FAHV BIYUN DORRS"
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