phalsebob He lives his life according to a video game character designed for ten year olds. I don't see how you can make jokes about that.
Scynne I think I might be able to get into rap after all.
Rodents of Unusual Size I've been meaning to read The Tao of Sonic. Thank you Charles, for reminding me there are alternates to Christian and Buddhist dogma.
heyitslozeau "I can fall in a pit and die, or I can reach the end of the zone and free minds."
HankFinch I actually had a philosphy based on Pitfall.
You see when Harry the Adventurer falls into the pit (the woman - god) he doesn't actually die, he's creating life. Two more lives are are still there, and you can still get there are collect your treasures, reach your goals.