Seris if simon was a girl, and he drank spiked punch, and he got so drunk some clown at the party saw him as an easy lay, and he woke up the next morning naked with every hole in him bleeding, and he went home crying to his family because he thinks he was raped at the party last night but can't remember much of anything because he blacked out, his family would still find some way to crucify him for BEING A HARLOT AND INVOKING THIS TERRIBLE FATE SOMEHOW
Seris and for drinking, of course. how DARE he drink loaded punch without knowing it was loaded!!!!11
Bort "She's responsible! She's guilty!" Works for just about anything.
FABIO I had an aunt who was into this show and would be watching it whenever we visited. The only thing I remember was the daughters being total bitches and all the men being walked over trying to accommodate them, unless the father was in the position to moralize on everyone.