fedex 
hope it came with some lube
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kingofthenothing
Way better than I thought this was going to be. I don't want to spoil it but the ending may kill you.
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Billie_Joe_Buttfuck Yeah, if you didn't suck that black cock dead sober you'd never have the balls to do it.
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Billie_Joe_Buttfuck
:D
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THA SUGAH RAIN Yeah but I already assumed thats the face youd make when you saw a big black dong.
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Xenocide
"Oh, my, it is black, isn't it? It reminds me of you real grandfather."
"Oh gra-wait, what?
"Oooh, looks like you're not the only ones who know how to surprise someone, are you?"
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mashedtater
in a house somewhere, that will be proudly displayed next to a velvet jesus painting and some cat embroidery.
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Miskimo
This is a wonderful video - but what is the significance of the dildo being black?
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klingerbgoode
this looks exactly like my grandmother, and "what is that?" is exactly what she'd say!
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memedumpster
Everyone seems so anxious to touch it.
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Rodents of Unusual Size
The Hallmark line of Al Roker dildos has everyone's grandmother atwitter. This summer, give the gift that keeps on making Grandma laugh way too much.
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duck&cover Hallmark Classic Movies presents "Mee-maw and the Birthday Dildo."
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The McK
I was laughing constantly from "IT'S A DILDO, GRANDMAW!" onwards
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heyitslozeau
A bunch of sexually immature and repressed rich white women? Imagine that.
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ADnova
I like the attempt at actually shoving it in to Grandmas mouth. Classy. Hopefully she'll die soon and they'll all think of that moment during the funeral and burst into uncontrollable laughter.
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Caminante Nocturno
I can't imagine either of my grandmothers finding such a prank funny, but they're dead so it's kind of moot.
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oddeye
My grandmother would probably refuse to touch it for fear of becoming damaged goods. Because it's black.
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boner
She can make mashed potatoes with it.
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baleen
This is made funnier when I imagine buying this for my schizophrenic dead Jewish grandma.
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Camonk
Boy this really seems to be bringing a lot of emotions about grandmas out in people.
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Camonk Yeah but around here pretty much everything brings out emotions about dongs. Like oh hey here is a video of magpies being ruthlessly murdered how does that relate to my dong well let me tell you
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Robin Kestrel
This seems really disrespectful.
I don't care for it.
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fatatty
We have very different grandmas.
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libby1217
i think it's nonsense-even though grandma new what was going she couldn't even believe her family would do this to her-this kinda shit is for the young dumb fucks-not your grandma-shame on you!
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PhunkThisNoise
My grandma used to give me scratch-off cards in my birthday cards when I was little.
She also had one eye.
I don't think she even knew what a dildo was.
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Snakeweapon
Fuck. That doesn't read too well.
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