Xenocide NEW FLAVOR: Used panda douche liquid (with a twist of lime!)
Smellvin A majority of soda is consumed by fat people. Since furries are overwhelmingly fat people, furries are overrepresented in the soda drinker category. Ergo, furry-focused ads are economically attractive.
Camonk But isn't it a bit like a crack dealer offering freebies to crackheads? Aren't furries already a nearly-guaranteed market for sodas?
Smellvin Ah, but you're forgetting that there's more than one crack-dealer in town. They want to be THE furry sugary beverage.
Camonk These guys are some serious businessmen. Stringer Bell would appreciate their acumen.
Wander No way, even Stringer Bell would think these guys went too far.
chairsforcheap Oh my god it really is supposed to look like the panda was douching with orange soda.
fluffy I don't think that's what's normally meant by "furry douche."