Xenocide - 2010-06-24 NEW FLAVOR: Used panda douche liquid (with a twist of lime!)
Smellvin - 2010-06-24 A majority of soda is consumed by fat people. Since furries are overwhelmingly fat people, furries are overrepresented in the soda drinker category. Ergo, furry-focused ads are economically attractive.
Camonk - 2010-06-24 But isn't it a bit like a crack dealer offering freebies to crackheads? Aren't furries already a nearly-guaranteed market for sodas?
Smellvin - 2010-06-24 Ah, but you're forgetting that there's more than one crack-dealer in town. They want to be THE furry sugary beverage.
Camonk - 2010-06-24 These guys are some serious businessmen. Stringer Bell would appreciate their acumen.
Wander - 2010-06-25 No way, even Stringer Bell would think these guys went too far.
chairsforcheap - 2010-06-24 Oh my god it really is supposed to look like the panda was douching with orange soda.
fluffy - 2010-06-25 I don't think that's what's normally meant by "furry douche."