Top or bottom, this guy?
2:20 - MAGNETS!!!!
Fucking Magnets, how do they rot???
This man has not seen the light of the sun in days, maybe weeks.
This man has not seen a visualization of the background microwave radiation in decades.
I feel stupider just for having watched that through to the end.
|Dread Pirate Roberts |
Oh, so much to fight about in this one... I'll just post my biggest gripe...
My biggest problem with this guy is that he doesn't seem to understand science on a fundamental level. A theory isn't based on myths. It's based on fucking observations of said theory, in action.
Wow... This guy blindsided me. I expected a complete lack of understanding of his chosen topic, which he proved when he got theory, law and fact completely wrong.
Then he gives his explanation of the Big Bang theory and stunningly he doesn't use the standard creationist argument "How could nothing explode?" and he actually says it's an expansion of space/time. It just felt like a slap across my face! I'm being lulled into complacency by his stupid, then he gets something almost half right!
Ow my brain.
This guy's research on the subject consisted entirely of watching a commercial for an upcoming episode of "Through the Wormhole with Morgan Freeman".
Although, I have to admit that his theory has stood up to my rigorous scientific tests. After five hours of playing Asteroids, I can safely say that humans do not suddenly appear when you blow up rocks and shit. All you get is smaller rocks. And a maybe a flying saucer.
you've clearly never played Sinistar, which proves that shooting asteroids causes all kinds of sophisticated weaponry to fly out.
Not only has this guy never encountered science, I actually wonder if he's ever encountered an apple either.
|The God of Biscuits |
The best part of this video is that above it is a banner ad for this site: http://www.cosmicfingerprints.com/blog/2013/
The creationist has found the smart person's Achilles heel: his massive brain. All he has to do say criminally stupid shit until we're all clutching our craniums and begging God to please make it stop. Congratulations, now we're all praying.
4 minutes and 39 seconds and he has DISPROVEN SCIENCE!!!
All this time trying and all the creationists needed was one Japstralian.
|Lauritz Melchior |
This shit is infuriating.
God: providing an easy answer to absolutely everything since... well, since only He knows when!
You cannot create or destroy energy, which means that when God created all the matter in the Universe, he--oh wait hang on let me start over
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