i dunno this is pretty unrealistic.
Since after he ate a bullet several decades back.
New hellboy looks fun
THIS is why Japanese superheroes are superior to American ones. Captain America fights Hitler; Kamen Rider fights STARFISH Hitler.
|MacGyver Style Bomb |
Christmas came early!
|Caminante Nocturno |
The Nazi at 1:08 seems to have blown up out of his own free will. My guess is that he could not handle being in such an awesome fight.
I voted this up in the hopper knowing it was a dupe, and I'm going to favourite it too.
Now that's a concept.
Tomorrow the land.
Two halves of his helmet appear in place from nowhere, but his mouthguard he has to put on on his own?
Five stars for Japanese engineering!
|moral sex |
You ever dissect a starfish before? Sometimes you'll get to do it in an intro bio lab segment. You grow up thinking these are just hard stony things you find in your bathroom as decorations, but then you pick up a freshly preserved specimen and it's all rubbery and prickly.
I remember cutting through my first starfish. I think I used up my favorite scalpel on it, my lucky scalpel, which I had with me ever since the first semester of college. The rest of the class was trying to find inventive ways to get inside the starfish, but I used my scalpel like a saw and sliced off one of the arms with a rough cutting motion. I picked up one of these arms and inside there were guts! Disgusting gray guts! Liquids! Out of curiosity I squeezed the arm and more guts just came dripping out, until the arm was empty. Sliced horizontally, got to see all the balloon shaped tubes that fed into the tube feet. You know starfish are actually pretty mobile fuckers, some of them are even carnivorous. I wouldn't want to be eaten by one, would you?
Oh, cool video by the way.
Even after watching this archive war footage, 95% of Americans think it was their country that won the war against Starfish Hitler.
It's like a Mike Mignola comic that doesn't suck.
Starfish Hitler better be in the next Wolfenstein game.
You think Starfish Hitler is bad? Wait til you see Piranha Tojo and Cuttlefish Mussolini.
|asian hick |
What is with the Japanese and Hitler?This is starting to get weird.
At least it had a happy ending.
And then the Japanese ate him on a bed of rice.
|Rodents of Unusual Size |
Hitler Starfish is totally mad because that other starfish was Eva Brine.
Captain Ladybug you totally saved the day!! 6 million Jewish jellyfish can't be wrong.
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