"Please forget the Alamo"?
Also, Uncle Sam sounds queer. Not that there's anything wrong with that. It's a free country.
this really puts the cunt in contiguous with mexico
Also I can't believe that they're quoting The New Colossus like it's something we should be ashamed of. How about we start deporting American citizens for dumbassery?
|Johnny Madhouse |
This guy's site has led me to think he is a much, much, much shittier version of Tom Lehrer. God, he sucks.
And yes, I know Tom Lehrer had racist lyrics, but I accept that in its rarity and think he was awesome anyway.
Someone put their real name on this?
Shut the fuck you, asshole.
What drives me nuts about this is that I'm one of those bleeding heart homos who thinks that the New Colossus is about what's best about this trainwreck of a country.
I thought ''If you're from Cambodia then we'll say hello ta ya" was kind of funny in a Bob Hope sort of way. If the KKK invited me over to their BBQ's I could see them thinking this was really endearing.
I'd like to sing you a little song. Its about a group of poor people working hard and living in squalor to the benefit of Americans, asking only for Liberty, Justice and Equality. And a songwriter who opposes our founding principles, poor people, and those with brown skin. Now, before you decide who's the bad guy, remember that the former group speaks TWO languages, while the latter only speaks good ol' American. Like God intended.
Good thing terrorists never got into this country BEFORE Obama was president. *whew*
|Meatsack Jones |
Don't say one, say UNO! Yes, let us stay one of the only nations to never learn more than one language in grade school.
True story: When I started grade-school in America, my parents told the admissions counselor I was multilingual. The counselor sympathized, and offered to put me in remedial classes.
|K. Brass |
The less talent you have, the more topical and pandering you become.
Americans are such pussies, they think a derogatory song written in English will slow down the endless exodus from Mexico to the U.S.
Seriously this is meant to enrage those natural born citizens who will not shoot for anything higher than assistant manager at Taco Bell or Sales Associate at Jiffy Lube
Such a mighty force to be reckoned with, provided their enemies are that damn woman that won't shut the hell up or dollar cheeseburgers or something.
|Caminante Nocturno |
Conservatives understand satire in the same way computers understand emotion.
So, you're not an immigrant if you kill the people living on the land when you show up? That's something the Mexicans should look into doing.
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