|Pillager - 2010-07-13 |
If it was simply a matter of scootching over the wall & flopping to the ocean, don't you think we'd have escaped all ready?"
|tmavomodry - 2010-07-13 |
"I do this in remembrance of my brothers and sisters who are brutally murdered every year at the Cove!"
Fur is Murder
So, basically the cetacean version of that Vietnamese Buddhist monk who set himself on fire?
|mouser - 2010-07-13 |
FUCK YOU DOLPHIN! FUCK YOU WHALE!!!
|roughnready66 - 2010-07-13 |
sashimi for everyone!
|MilkmanDan - 2010-07-13 |
Would have been more entertaining seeing them try to lift it.
|memedumpster - 2010-07-13 |
Well, they got one half of suicide bomber down.
|Urburos - 2010-07-13 |
All the other dolphins immediately forgot their lines and could only look on in horror.
They clearly forgot to make a run for it while their buddy created a diversion.
|The Mothership - 2010-07-13 |
So long cruel world, and thanks for all the fish.
|Fur is Murder - 2010-07-13 |
Due to the stress of studying for Japanese dolphin college entrance exams, several young dolphins commit suicide every year.
|Louis Armstrong - 2010-07-13 |
False Killer Whale, that is no dolphin. Poor little fella.
Not a dolphin, not a killer whale... Not anything! No wonder he tried to kill himself.
|THA SUGAH RAIN - 2010-07-13 |
So long and thanks for all the fish!
So sad it had to come to this!
We tried to warn you!
The world's about to be destroyed, theres not point in getting all annoyed! Sit back and let the world dissolve around you!!!
|Cheese - 2010-07-13 |
I made the mistake of going to an aquarium when I was in Japan this past Spring. They had fried fish snacks shaped like dolphins.
|SecretJunk - 2010-07-13 |
See? Dry land's not a myth. You happy now you FUCKS??
|RedHood - 2010-07-14 |
Their quick-to-react measures, of calmly padding the mammals undersides and hosing it down; suggest to me this is not a first time occurrence of this sort.
|Jeriko-1 - 2010-08-11 |
Land dwellers! I have transcended to conquer your domain at last and...
Fuck, ouch, shit...
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