RocketBlender This is honestly WAY more effective at convincing me not to drive drunk than anything the people in America have been paid to make ever produced.
fluffy The wipers got me as well, and I'm not even slightly drunk.
kingofthenothing It turns out there are more of these. The ten things you shouldn't do when you're a teacher are pretty awesome.
Spoonybard German humor contains a lot of itemized lists; a format such as this one produces ten punchlines for the cost of one set-up, making it nine times more efficient than an American joke.
ogmisce spoonybard, ten is ten times more than one, not nine times more.
10 ÷ 1 = 10
and i guess this was funny but he never crashed; it was only implied. was this just a joke or was it actually supposed to be a deterrent?