|The Mothership |
Oh god, the gay Spanish lizard is just the icing on the cake.
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ERASING ALL SAVE FILES.
I like how the plot just gives up on following the gospels after a while and becomes about a bunch of random animals teaming up to kill a bald guy.
|Adham Nu'man |
The Story of the Dog who Walked at Jesus' Side, but unfortunately had no Soul.
I've seen a pretty large portion of this movie. Like 10 minutes at least.
Gay Spanish/Roman soldier lizard stabs Jesus with a spear in the end.
The dog hunter is named "Psychosis"
Could someone remind me what the church's position is on the extra biblical events of Jesus talking some animals?
Jesus' teen years are suspiciously undocumented. So yeah, he was probably smoking bowls and chatting up hedgehogs.
Hey, even the bible mentions his love of whores. Who the fuck knows what kind of inane shit he was doing off the record.
I meant "insane", but clearly fate had a better idea.
The Dog Gospel of Jericho, Jesus's most trusted disciple
Jericho, who filmed his title card after tragically having everything below his chest amputated.
I hope the movie's actual soundtrack is also made up of other chopped-up film scores, each cue cut just short enough to fall under fair use
FROM THE COUSIN OF THE EXECUTIVE PRODUCER OF ALADDIN AND THE FORMER UPSTAIRS NEIGHBOR OF THE NIECE OF ONE OF THE PEOPLE WHO INKED CELS FOR THE LION KING
The bad guy's name is Psychosis. The bad guy's name is PSYCHOSIS. That's, that's not even, I mean
Psychosis, the eldest son of Antagonist and Villain, and godson of the legendary Quitting Time Is In Five Minutes Goddammit Come Up With Something
WHY ARE YOU PREACHING TO A DOG
HE CANNOT UNDERSTAND YOU
HE IS A DOG
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