The Mothership 
Oh god, the gay Spanish lizard is just the icing on the cake.
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Xenocide
A NEW FRIEND HAS JOINED YOUR PARTY!
PLEASE ENTER A NAME:
_Dim Sum__
YOU HAVE ENTERED THE STUPIDEST NAME POSSIBLE.
ERASING ALL SAVE FILES.
I like how the plot just gives up on following the gospels after a while and becomes about a bunch of random animals teaming up to kill a bald guy.
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Adham Nu'man
The Story of the Dog who Walked at Jesus' Side, but unfortunately had no Soul.
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Old_Zircon
I've seen a pretty large portion of this movie. Like 10 minutes at least.
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Mancakes
Gay Spanish/Roman soldier lizard stabs Jesus with a spear in the end.
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Scynne
The dog hunter is named "Psychosis"
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urbanelf
Could someone remind me what the church's position is on the extra biblical events of Jesus talking some animals?
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TeenerTot Jesus' teen years are suspiciously undocumented. So yeah, he was probably smoking bowls and chatting up hedgehogs.
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dead_cat Hey, even the bible mentions his love of whores. Who the fuck knows what kind of inane shit he was doing off the record.
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dead_cat I meant "insane", but clearly fate had a better idea.
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MagickPoultry
The Dog Gospel of Jericho, Jesus's most trusted disciple
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SteamPoweredKleenex
Jericho, who filmed his title card after tragically having everything below his chest amputated.
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Chalkdust
I hope the movie's actual soundtrack is also made up of other chopped-up film scores, each cue cut just short enough to fall under fair use
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StanleyPain
FROM THE COUSIN OF THE EXECUTIVE PRODUCER OF ALADDIN AND THE FORMER UPSTAIRS NEIGHBOR OF THE NIECE OF ONE OF THE PEOPLE WHO INKED CELS FOR THE LION KING
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dead_cat
The bad guy's name is Psychosis. The bad guy's name is PSYCHOSIS. That's, that's not even, I mean
Psychosis, the eldest son of Antagonist and Villain, and godson of the legendary Quitting Time Is In Five Minutes Goddammit Come Up With Something
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bluiker
WHY ARE YOU PREACHING TO A DOG
HE CANNOT UNDERSTAND YOU
HE IS A DOG
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