Smellvin Pedantic Pete fun killer: turkeys can fly. Not very far or fast, but well enough to glide down from an aircraft.
B. Weed I doubt domestic turkeys can fly. They're bred and fed to be really heavy.
Smellvin Bah. I was thinking wild turkeys. That makes more sense. I bet they'd still be able to arrest their fall with their wings though.
Oscar Wildcat I'd be surprised if they couldn't, Smell. Even the domestic chicken has some atavistic ability to glide/fly. I've had one of the neighborhood chickens fly head first into my basement window. It was a glorious thing to watch; had youtube been around then we would be voting on that clip.
Rudy There's only one way to settle this. Somebody charter an aircraft, I'll start collecting turkeys.
JimL2 My dad will never stop talking about this. A Joke that Stunned the Nation. Nice work, WRKP.