The Nutcracker looks like the puppet from Interpol's "Evil" video.
This looks up there with the live action "Pinocchio".
Some people can pull off a slightly open mouthed look of wonder. Dakota Fanning Jr. isn't one of them.
The Maus King.
You know a character actor's career is in the terminal stage when they're willing to play the uncle in a production of "The Nutcracker".
|Lauritz Melchior |
I declare! How utterly awful!
Also, a "The Nutcracker" tag would be better.
You will believe nuts can be cracked!
Tabasco sauce in my eyes. that's what this felt like to watch.
Huzzah, a new low!
You know, maybe Tim Burton's Alice In Wonderland wasn't so bad after all.
Why does this even have to be based on Nutcracker? it feels like a totally empty afterthought. oh, and the movie looks terrible.
Freestyle is the same distributor that released Delgo. They are who you use if nobody else will put your movie out. Not even Lionsgate.
"So Clara looks retarded"...is all I could think of during this trailer. Except they named her Mary.
Pfft...I like the 90s animated version with Keifer Sutherland and Phyllis Diller way better.
|Innocent Bystander |
Next up: Oedipus the King as a fart-joke filled teen sex comedy!
...is this real?
I don't even like the original nutcracker that much. This looks like pure awful in suppository form.
NOBODY likes the Nutcracker. Edward Gorey, who went to the ballet every day of every season for 50 years, didn't even like it. He just went to check up on his favorite ballerinas, noting that THEY didn't even like it.
Here's a bunch of effects. We call it The Nutcracker.
|Caminante Nocturno |
Can you imagine the kind of child who would willingly go to see this movie?
That is because they do not exist.
Ugh, that puppet nutcracker is really, REALLY unsettling to watch.
I always hated the part of Christmas where my parents would put on the recording of the Nutcracker ballet performance. As awful as this movie looks, the kids whose parents will be forcing this on them are still getting off easy.
According to boxofficemojo.com, the film grossed $195,459 domestically with a $90 million budget. I'm guessing several people are now blacklisted in Hollywood because of this abomination.
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