Anaxagoras The 70s were a magical time in America.
CJH If you can teleport and turn anything into anything, why do you need to fire yourself out of a giant longbow to punch some birds? Smigel was right, Shazzan must just be really bored.
phalsebob It's called style, and Shazzan has dipped his balls in it.
Bort This is the one and only time Hanna Barbera tried to be creative with a character, and so it throws the viewer for a loop. I remember one episode where Shazzan was trapped in a cage, and the simplest escape would have been to just shrink and slip between the bars. Instead he turned himself into a conga line of tiny Shazzans and marched out in step. Again, style.
Rape Van Winkle Why ginny deny self? Ginny wants eat white babies on camel. Eat, ginny, eat. Pick teeths with bones.
BHWW This is some bullshit; I was created by Allah from smokeless flame and given free will and now suddenly I'm having to help out these little knuckleknobs. What happened?