pineapplejuicer      evolution, motherfucker. seals can eat it.
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abeli$con  pretend
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CJH are you saying homeboy didn't just skin a dead seal and put it on like a tank top?
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Monkey Napoleon If anything, it makes him MORE badass. He just skinned a rotting seal carcass, wore it like a tank top, and homeboy didn't even have to.
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Samisyosam      Goodbye horses.
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simon666      Disappointed this wasn't the series finally with a shark eating Grylls thinking he was a seal. But 5 anyway, definitely deranged.
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simon666 finale, finally; potato, apple.
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GeneralJameson  Les Stroud has chunks bigger than this guy in his stool.
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baleen at least he's good at his job and he teaches people things.
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Mother_Puncher      Still doing insane shit to make up for the volcano incident.
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WHO WANTS DESSERT      A seal-skin wetsuit? Better drink my own piss.
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duck&cover      To tear the flesh, to wear the flesh, to be born unto new worlds where his flesh becomes my key.
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jyrque    I like seals. :(
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takewithfood      What a great way to stay warm while being eaten by a fucking shark.
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Charles      This dipshit came to my hometown once. He stayed at my friend's B&B and treated her like shit, then he went out to a glacier in a kayak and pretended to be lost in an ice field. But not before "discovering" an "abandoned mining town" that was actually a fucking resort for tourists that just hadn't been used in a couple years since it was on native land.
Fuck Bear Grylls.
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garcet71283 You mean something on TV with a full camera crew and carefully set up shots is not real?!?!?
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Toenails      This doesn't even include the part where he makes a pair of water-wings out of air-filled jellyfish.
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