evolution, motherfucker. seals can eat it.
are you saying homeboy didn't just skin a dead seal and put it on like a tank top?
If anything, it makes him MORE badass. He just skinned a rotting seal carcass, wore it like a tank top, and homeboy didn't even have to.
Disappointed this wasn't the series finally with a shark eating Grylls thinking he was a seal. But 5 anyway, definitely deranged.
finale, finally; potato, apple.
Les Stroud has chunks bigger than this guy in his stool.
at least he's good at his job and he teaches people things.
Still doing insane shit to make up for the volcano incident.
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A seal-skin wetsuit? Better drink my own piss.
To tear the flesh, to wear the flesh, to be born unto new worlds where his flesh becomes my key.
I like seals. :(
What a great way to stay warm while being eaten by a fucking shark.
This dipshit came to my hometown once. He stayed at my friend's B&B and treated her like shit, then he went out to a glacier in a kayak and pretended to be lost in an ice field. But not before "discovering" an "abandoned mining town" that was actually a fucking resort for tourists that just hadn't been used in a couple years since it was on native land.
Fuck Bear Grylls.
You mean something on TV with a full camera crew and carefully set up shots is not real?!?!?
This doesn't even include the part where he makes a pair of water-wings out of air-filled jellyfish.
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