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Desc:I wrote you a big, sexy hook
Category:Classic TV Clips, Humor
Tags:Michael Bolton, Andy Samberg, the lonely island, jack sparrow
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snothouse - 2011-05-11
For pure commitment.
IrishWhiskey - 2011-05-11
It's very funny, but I get annoyed at "mystical quest to the isle of Tortuga". Tortuga was the ordinary pirate port they regularly stop into with no problems. If anything they quested 'away' from it.

Yeah, I'm that guy. It's a burden.

dorje - 2011-05-11
the movie narrative is the mystical quest to the isle of tortuga

IrishWhiskey - 2011-05-12
Because I'm that guy: Please explain.

fatatty - 2011-05-12
You do realize they just wanted Michael Bolton to say "Tortuga" right?

Paracelsus - 2011-05-11
Most overexposed Disney character of all time? Definitely ruined the ride at the park, which is now all Jack Sparrow all the time, with a LIVE SHOW of Jack Sparrow's fucking antics outside as if you couldn't possibly get enough.
oswaldtheluckyrabbit - 2011-05-11
There's another obscure Disney character you might not have heard of called MICKEY FUCKING MOUSE

Paracelsus - 2011-05-11
Nah, Mickey's all right.

cognitivedissonance - 2011-05-11
Apparently you don't go to Disneyland during the 4 months of the year it's Jack Skellington Village or venture into the other half of the park where it's Disney Princess Fantasy Realm.

spikestoyiu - 2011-05-11

IrishWhiskey - 2011-05-11
If that movie hadn't flopped, I'm certain they would have. That's a scary thought.

cognitivedissonance - 2011-05-12
The gag is that "The Corpse Bride" was originally conceived as a Haunted Mansion movie, but Disney didn't think "Nightmare Before Christmas" was successful enough. Then they realized it was a merchandising tornado and kicked themselves for it.

Remnants of the Haunted Mansion remain in the Corpse Bride plot, particularly the ending.

spikestoyiu - 2011-05-12
On the flipside, I imagine adding Christopher Walken to the Country Bear Jamboree would probably improve it greatly.

Do they still have the Country Bear Jamboree?

Paracelsus - 2011-05-12
Well, EuroDisney doesn't happen to have the Jack Sparrow crap, at least a few years ago. I've only been to that and the one in Florida. I'm not sure I know what the Country Bear Jamboree is. I do know Splash mountain is there, heavily peopled with characters from Uncle Remus, but the gentleman himself is conspicuously absent.

TheSupafly - 2011-05-11
Oh okay, I enjoyed it.
twinkieafternoon - 2011-05-11
Just when I think they're out of ammunition, they throw this at me. Jesus, I was getting used to not checking up on them.
garcet71283 - 2011-05-11
So, does this mean I can like Michael Bolton now? Or is he still a no-talent ass-clown.
WHO WANTS DESSERT - 2011-05-12
Lonely Island's greatest talent is making even the most vapid and untalented pop-stars seem funny and awesome.

Comeuppance - 2011-05-11
Man, I almost submitted this. Then I submitted something else they did and it was murdered in the hopper.
IrishWhiskey - 2011-05-11
To be fair, Lonely Island is hit-or-miss at best, and avoiding the anti-Hulu/SNL crowd is a matter of luck.

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