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I never knew Shy Ronnie was a brony.
I didn't know what a brony was, thanks, Internet.
Damn it. So not only do they have you watching a girly cartoon, but techno music? Good god man, you need to man up. You need to watch some wrestling or football.
Non-Mexican wrestling is boring and American Football is even more boring.
You're not helping your case. Try something else MMA, Gangsta Rap, NASCAR, anything to compensate for the massive amounts of manpoints you've lost over the years.
Those are three things most associated with stereotypically insecure men.
You know me. I'm not insecure. I'm a badass.
"As a person with Asperger syndrome, I learned more about theory of mind, friendships and social interactions from this season (of MLP) than I had in the previous 31 years of life."
Once upon a time in our lovely nation
our countertops were crying out
They said "all you people with that juice you're spillin',
you're gettin' us all sticky
man, you fools be illin'."
When from the great white north came a manly sound
the hearty laugh of a lumberjack
was heard all 'round
In a burst of light appeared a man in plaid
and the countertops cheered
for they were mighty glad
"BEHOLD" said the man with the porn mustache
"I BRING YOU PAPER TOWEL POWER
TO CLEAN SPILLS IN A FLASH"
And with the force of a thousand chopped-down trees
(many of them from endangered
or threatened species,)
Brawny Man cleaned every spill on land and air
then he arm-wrestled a rhino
and drop-kicked a bear.
The countertops asked "please tell us true,
is there anything on Earth
that's manlier than you?"
"Only My Little Pony" was his obvious response
"any man who doesn't watch it is
a sad little ponce."
"I must go!" he said, lighting two cigars,
"gonna grill some badger-burgers
in my cabin on Mars."
So remember, dear friends, when a spill is at hand,
DON'T reach for a Brawny;
the Koch Brothers own that brand.
I...I didn't really care for this video. The lyrics were anemic, the flows unsophisticated, the performer seemed amateurish, and he badmouthed the CMC.
Xeno's post precludes me from 1 starring at this time.
I still don't understand how people can get this into a show for girls. Maybe I'd have to masturbate to it first and that probably opens the floodgate.
I don't think there's anything wrong with guys getting into a show aimed at girls, or adults getting into a kids show. It's not THAT different from posters here enjoying Flapjack or Adventure Time. Still, I can't claim to understand this fandom either.
Flapjack, Chowder and the like don't have a following this relentless. I've watched the show and it's cute and fun but there must be something I'm missing because I'm not rabid about it and letting it consume my life. This video is just the tip of the iceberg.
It's a cute show that's well-made and has enjoyable, sympathetic, dynamic characters. Furthermore, it's a show aimed at young girls that has effort and care put into its production, something that is generally unheard of in American television. As sincere as the adult fans of the show are, a lot of the lavish devotion you see is done tongue-in-cheek.
This isn't some complex mystery, you pompous doofuses.
"a lot of the lavish devotion you see is done tongue-in-cheek."
And even more of it isn't.
Which is frightening.
It's not frightening. It's the internet. It does this shit all the time.
I don't get the fandom either, but the show itself is quite funny, and cheerful without being obnoxious. It's good stuff.
All right Jabronis, I'll be taking your man-cards now.
I remember My Little Pony, my sister loved it along with Rainbow Bright when we were very, very young. It was a girly as hell show for girly girls. The fact that hoards of grown men can't stop talking about it is in fact worrying to me.
Is the idea of adults watching My Little Pony really causing you to worry? Because if it is, Cena's pointing his man aggression (mangression) at the wrong people.
I made the same point as DairykingTee. As a kid there was no way you could get away with being proud of watching My Little Pony without getting beat up. Hell just a few years ago people were making fun of Chris Chan for liking My Little Ponies. Just because they gave it a quirky new package, doesn't change what it is. My mangression is pointed at all the right deserving people.
Your mangression is covering up a man-sized load of insecurity. Minsecurity.
Mark, that's because the old show was basically made to sell toys to little girls who was the show's target audience. Friendship is Magic isn't like that and Lauren Faust has went on to say she wanted to make a show that was enjoyable for everyone. Sure, I don't understand how people can get totally obsessed with the show to the level it it but trying to say it's wrong to enjoy something because of something so arbitrary as masculinity is really ignorant. Lighten up, buddy.
So you claim the show's quality improved, however, you're still missing the point.
1. The show is still about ponies.
2. All the main characters are girls.
3. The ponies are all super girly colored (pink, purple, rainbow, ect.)
This isn't a petty issue. The masculinity of our nation is going down hill. If things continue like this much longer, we'll be worse than the French.
That doesn't bother me in the least. The less NASCAR and Tapout crew shit this nation has, the sooner society can progress in the right direction.
The first line of the youtube description:
"I hate rap. I really do."
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All the bronies in the house say NEIGH!
Ah, you showed up Raminghotgays Nocturnally. I Got tired having to vote down a video every time you thought a video of My Little Pony mixed with the audio from a film trailer was super awesome.
It was actually the video of the Dork using the ponies in his science presentation that gave me the idea to seek out videos showing how lame and sorry you Jabronis are.
I stand corrected, however, you are still probably the most out spoken jabronis here. Yeah.
BTW, Tropers Tales rules!
Jabronis? Really? Sometimes, Mark. Sometimes you do things.
Jabroni is what German Bronies call themselves.
The Japanese bronies call themelves Poniki.
Seven Arts/H8 Red
THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN HORSE
HAS COME BACK
TO LAYETH THE PONYDOWN ON YOUR ROODY-POO CARE BEAR ASS
I see the name calling, but Homophobic? I just call him that because that's how his name sounds. But I haven't called Bronies in general gay, because that would be insulting to the gays.
No, Mark! That's not the libertarian way! Besides, you know "man cards" are just the governments way of controlling the population by telling them they can't deviate from manhood. It's all tied in with HAARP and local mind controlling devices! And you're only being told to hate Ponies because of the fluoride the government puts in our drinking water is eating holes in your head and making you just like them! Snap out of it! Wake up, Mark! Wake uuuuuuuuuuupppppw5wthrtb4eh3q5gq3
This sounds like the TLO-style beat. Also, I heard some Rebecca Black in there.
I picked up on that as well, but it went downhill pretty fast.
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