glasseye
Such dedication and sacrifice.

Big Muddy
Sgt. Meowitzer



COME ON

EvilHomer
No, see, the sniper thought ahead. When he zeroed his sight for the kittie's range, he took into account his tendency to jerk the trigger. I saw his grouping, it was hella tight.

Besides, we know the sniper didn't miss, because otherwise Sergeant Meowmers wouldn't be dead. Unless the grave is a decoy, and all part of some top level black ops plan to drop Mr Meowmers off the radar, so they can retrain him as part of some elite, supra-national Ghost Kittie team. The director may have included the improper trigger squeeze as a clue, a super secret clue that only high speed commando motherfuckers would pick up on.

And you're on to them.

Sphinx
Do you practice your sniper skills with the mop you were given to scrub the deck of your Coast Guard cutter?

pew pew pew

Cena_mark
I'm not on a cutter. I'm on a land unit, and I don't mop.

EvilHomer
Land Coast Guard? What is it, some kind of Seabees thing? I'm not trying to make fun, I'm honestly curious as to what the Coast Guard would be doing with rifles on land. Shooting Russian refugees as they float across the Bering Sea on innertubes?

And everybody mops in the military!