Hooker This whole album is a wonderful collection of Norm MacDonald delivering jokes with very thin premises in the most laboured way possible. My favourite is a ten minute piece where the joke is that a country singer is gay.
Hooker Also, the bottom here would probably eat the moon if it were made of ribs.
Bort Oh come on, "Stan Hooper's First Day at the Daily Planet" justifies the whole album. (Most tracks of which, I will admit, were stretched too thin.)
Yellow Lantern "Tex Hooper" is one of my favorite comedy skits of all time. As you say, it is nothing more than a ten-minute-long gay joke, but the way in which it's drawn out is amazing.
"Gonna get...slack-jawed...cum-drunk...Texas on a Saturday night"
"Did he just say 'cum-drunk'?"
"No, I think he said 'become drunk.'"
"Gonna drink enough-a jism now to make a root beer float..."
"No, no, you were right."
Caminante Nocturno They spent the rest of the night filling the tub with ice and trying to figure out a name for what they had done.