| 73Q Music Videos | Vote On Clips | Submit | Login   |

Reddit Digg Stumble Facebook
Desc:The King of the Demo returns in spectacular fashion
Category:Educational, Horror
Tags:Fat People, white people, cold steel, lynn thompson, king of the demo
Submitted:pineapplejuicer
Date:07/26/11
Views:843
Rating:
View Ratings
Register to vote for this video

People Who Liked This Video Also Liked:
Eyjafjallajökull pronounciation
POP!
What isnt funny with Yakety Sax?
TFL - Bill's Greatest Hits
Dark Vault of Public Domain
The Master - Philip Seymour Hoffman's confrontation scene
Copying Is Not Theft
Bark Ranger – Trailer
Kevin Richardson: Lion Pride Member
Sixshot is sorry
Comment count is 26
Ursa_minor
All I can imagine is that this fatty has designed his own diet plan, wherein you just imagine that delicious soda, fruit, and large slabs of bacon are enemy hordes - and the only way to ward off their delectable advances are with firepower, swords, and khaki.

Cena_mark
He'd still destroy all you non-gun owning weenies.

Sundry
Cena, I am a fan of firearms but I have to say... Don't try to defend this dork. He is a dooooork who sells dork products to dorks who want to be dork & dangerous.

Cena_mark
Okay, he is kind of a dork, however, he'd still smoke anyone on this website.

zompus
Smoke like a ham?

memedumpster
Cena... you're on this website. You just burned yourself.

Also, his shot grouping outright BLOWS. He is aiming a pistol... if you have time to aim, fatty, get a RIFLE. Same with the shotgun. Also also... a SCOPE!? Scopes are for snipers and faggots, and not the good kind that have gay sex, or the good kind of faggot that also has gay sex, like me.

Cena, don't be like this guy, take guns seriously, they are dangerous and not toys.

Cena_mark
Well of course guns are meant to be taken seriously, but that doesn't mean you can't have fun with them. Also he's practicing tactical shooting. That's why he's shooting so quickly with little time to aim. Its the type of shooting you'd do if you charged into a house full of badguys.

pineapplejuicer
throwing the non-troll white flag of peace up before i ask because im genuinely curious but do you have firearms qualifications in the coast guard, cena?

Ursa_minor
Cena, I can guarantee you I've spent more time with an M4 strapped to my chest than you.

memedumpster
Cena, this man would die if he ran into anything involving anyone who could fight back. A gun is a hindrance to a man obviously more suited to wear a diaper and piss himself coyly in submission.

EvilHomer
He's a decent shot (according to the editing, and discounting the fact half his shots were literally made at point blank range), but I doubt he's got the cardio to be effective in a combat situation.

I, too, would be curious to know what exactly the Coast Guard does with firearms. Shoot Russian refugees as they float across the Bering Sea on inner-tubes?

oddeye
Don't you think it's comical that the US coast guard consider themselves military?

GravidWithHate
The banner ad for this is "One trick to loose belly fat fast".

Also: How bad of a fucking shot is this guy?
hammsangwich
I can't imagine any legitimate combat scenario that you can prepare for by shooting Big Red bottles on the ground from 10 feet away.
freedoom
It's not about the bottles, it's about what the bottles represent!

fedex
you obviously haven't seen the backyard bottle ninja guy

Scrotum H. Vainglorious
Comments disabled.
dek863
This guy never ceases to amuse me.
fedex
LOOK AT IT VAPORIZE THAT BONE!

I AM NOT CREEPY IN THE LEAST!!
The Mothership
These guys have a shooting car. A few more payment and it'll be theirs.
retrocious
You can't shoot a heart attack

voodoo_pork
This guy is the Gallagher of Guns.
Corpus Delectable
Expectant parents take note: This is what happens when you name your boy "Lynn".
garcet71283
An amazing development in firearms.

Guns can blow holes in things.

Discuss.
oddeye
This guy must have one tiny tiny dick.
Register or login To Post a Comment







Video content copyright the respective clip/station owners please see hosting site for more information.
Privacy Statement