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Desc:The King of the Demo returns in spectacular fashion
Category:Educational, Horror
Tags:Fat People, white people, cold steel, lynn thompson, king of the demo
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Comment count is 26
Ursa_minor - 2011-07-26
All I can imagine is that this fatty has designed his own diet plan, wherein you just imagine that delicious soda, fruit, and large slabs of bacon are enemy hordes - and the only way to ward off their delectable advances are with firepower, swords, and khaki.

Cena_mark - 2011-07-26
He'd still destroy all you non-gun owning weenies.

Sundry - 2011-07-27
Cena, I am a fan of firearms but I have to say... Don't try to defend this dork. He is a dooooork who sells dork products to dorks who want to be dork & dangerous.

Cena_mark - 2011-07-27
Okay, he is kind of a dork, however, he'd still smoke anyone on this website.

zompus - 2011-07-27
Smoke like a ham?

memedumpster - 2011-07-27
Cena... you're on this website. You just burned yourself.

Also, his shot grouping outright BLOWS. He is aiming a pistol... if you have time to aim, fatty, get a RIFLE. Same with the shotgun. Also also... a SCOPE!? Scopes are for snipers and faggots, and not the good kind that have gay sex, or the good kind of faggot that also has gay sex, like me.

Cena, don't be like this guy, take guns seriously, they are dangerous and not toys.

Cena_mark - 2011-07-27
Well of course guns are meant to be taken seriously, but that doesn't mean you can't have fun with them. Also he's practicing tactical shooting. That's why he's shooting so quickly with little time to aim. Its the type of shooting you'd do if you charged into a house full of badguys.

pineapplejuicer - 2011-07-27
throwing the non-troll white flag of peace up before i ask because im genuinely curious but do you have firearms qualifications in the coast guard, cena?

Ursa_minor - 2011-07-27
Cena, I can guarantee you I've spent more time with an M4 strapped to my chest than you.

memedumpster - 2011-07-27
Cena, this man would die if he ran into anything involving anyone who could fight back. A gun is a hindrance to a man obviously more suited to wear a diaper and piss himself coyly in submission.

EvilHomer - 2011-07-27
He's a decent shot (according to the editing, and discounting the fact half his shots were literally made at point blank range), but I doubt he's got the cardio to be effective in a combat situation.

I, too, would be curious to know what exactly the Coast Guard does with firearms. Shoot Russian refugees as they float across the Bering Sea on inner-tubes?

oddeye - 2011-07-27
Don't you think it's comical that the US coast guard consider themselves military?

GravidWithHate - 2011-07-26
The banner ad for this is "One trick to loose belly fat fast".

Also: How bad of a fucking shot is this guy?
hammsangwich - 2011-07-26
I can't imagine any legitimate combat scenario that you can prepare for by shooting Big Red bottles on the ground from 10 feet away.
freedoom - 2011-07-26
It's not about the bottles, it's about what the bottles represent!

fedex - 2011-07-27
you obviously haven't seen the backyard bottle ninja guy

Scrotum H. Vainglorious - 2011-07-26
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dek863 - 2011-07-26
This guy never ceases to amuse me.
fedex - 2011-07-27

The Mothership - 2011-07-27
These guys have a shooting car. A few more payment and it'll be theirs.
retrocious - 2011-07-27
You can't shoot a heart attack
Born in the RSR - 2011-07-27

voodoo_pork - 2011-07-27
This guy is the Gallagher of Guns.
Corpus Delectable - 2011-07-27
Expectant parents take note: This is what happens when you name your boy "Lynn".
garcet71283 - 2011-07-27
An amazing development in firearms.

Guns can blow holes in things.

oddeye - 2011-07-27
This guy must have one tiny tiny dick.
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