Cena_mark
He'd still destroy all you non-gun owning weenies.

Sundry
Cena, I am a fan of firearms but I have to say... Don't try to defend this dork. He is a dooooork who sells dork products to dorks who want to be dork & dangerous.

Cena_mark
Okay, he is kind of a dork, however, he'd still smoke anyone on this website.

zompus
Smoke like a ham?

memedumpster
Cena... you're on this website. You just burned yourself.

Also, his shot grouping outright BLOWS. He is aiming a pistol... if you have time to aim, fatty, get a RIFLE. Same with the shotgun. Also also... a SCOPE!? Scopes are for snipers and faggots, and not the good kind that have gay sex, or the good kind of faggot that also has gay sex, like me.

Cena, don't be like this guy, take guns seriously, they are dangerous and not toys.

Cena_mark
Well of course guns are meant to be taken seriously, but that doesn't mean you can't have fun with them. Also he's practicing tactical shooting. That's why he's shooting so quickly with little time to aim. Its the type of shooting you'd do if you charged into a house full of badguys.

pineapplejuicer
throwing the non-troll white flag of peace up before i ask because im genuinely curious but do you have firearms qualifications in the coast guard, cena?

Ursa_minor
Cena, I can guarantee you I've spent more time with an M4 strapped to my chest than you.

memedumpster
Cena, this man would die if he ran into anything involving anyone who could fight back. A gun is a hindrance to a man obviously more suited to wear a diaper and piss himself coyly in submission.

EvilHomer
He's a decent shot (according to the editing, and discounting the fact half his shots were literally made at point blank range), but I doubt he's got the cardio to be effective in a combat situation.

I, too, would be curious to know what exactly the Coast Guard does with firearms. Shoot Russian refugees as they float across the Bering Sea on inner-tubes?

oddeye
Don't you think it's comical that the US coast guard consider themselves military?

freedoom
It's not about the bottles, it's about what the bottles represent!

fedex
you obviously haven't seen the backyard bottle ninja guy

Born in the RSR
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