That wasn't how I thought it would be at all.
I'd like to think that, 2000 years from now, internet historians will stumble upon this video and it'll be viewed as the earlier millennial Beowulf. Linguists will publish it in leather-bound volumes alongside 40th century English translations. Academics will ponder the origins of this folk hero "Haggar"- was he a real man? Mayor of New York City during the tumultuous Early Internet Period, perhaps? And NeoHollywood will release a series of holo-CGI Haggar movies, all of which will be met with scorn and derision from traditional critics who see them as cheapening the gravitas of such a pivotal figure in the Anglo-Saxon tradition.
I'd vote for him again.
Please tell me this is only the first in a 20 part series. Please.
Ok guys, i think the "are vgs art?" debate is over.
|Caminante Nocturno |
Truly, a work of art.
|The Mothership |
Ah, Final Fight.
How many coins didst I insert
And pleasant hours with joystick spend
To save the daughter, kidnapped, pert
And lonely adolescence tend?
From three heros you must now pick.
The red ninja with a backfist as quick?
The street fighter, that can punch through a wall of brick?
The joystick will move twice to the right and you will fight.
Raining suplexes and piledrivers in a mustachioed barrage.
You will pick Mike.
Oh my car.
If Kenneth Branagh was reading this my head would explode.
It is brilliant.
Who the fuck is Wagner?
Jesus fuck. It's... beautiful
|Banal Intercourse |
I want to hear the epic 30 second battle with the car.
There are few things as pure as this. That men such as he were our leaders.
five stars and a favorite for the ending alone
What... what are these tears doing on my face?
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