Sudan no1 - 2011-08-20 you could totally glue it to some magnets and then you'd get INFINITE ENERGY yo
Caminante Nocturno - 2011-08-20 This wouldn't be nearly as funny if they weren't all naked.
Big Muddy - 2011-08-20 I wholeheartedly approve of this fly's torment. Easily my most hated variety of biting insect even more than lakeside mosquitoes. They are most often seen biting my bare legs or even right through clothing. That will teach you not to zap me while hiding in my car fucker!
Burnov - 2011-08-20 I was with an acquaintance at an outdoor outfitter-type warehouse, and in the entrance to the store there was an unusually large horsefly sitting on a light fixture.
The person I was with stopped in mid sentence to remark the freakish size of the horsefly and in mid sentence it promptly flew down, bit him between the eyes and then retreated back to the light fixture.
He's known for having a rather quick temper so I found it extremely difficult to stop laughing after the fly had bitten him and then retreated just beyond arms reach leaving him both shocked and enraged.
That fly was an asshole.
Pompoulus - 2011-08-20 I don't know why anyone would want to keep a horsefly from flying AWAY but other than that I agree.
Knuckles - 2011-08-20 You should see a doctor if you've got a lot of flies hiding in your car fucker. That's not normal, dude.
yogarfield - 2014-12-08 Like a car doctor, and stuff.