It's pretty bad when your government propaganda looks like something made by Tim & Eric. "Come for the exaggerated smiles! Stay for the dark green water! Is this slide really a giant lollipop? Nobody knows!"
Visit glorious North Korea's Holy Mountain Water Park! It is possible you may not drown!
A man with the sole state-owned digital camera may appear, but do not worry! We hope you will express whatever joy you are able to feel, and are not distracted by the armed guards on either side of him who study your every movement, perhaps your every thought, with cold piercing eyes!