I am a doctor of philology
I have researched 13 years
At Berkeley and in Heidelberg
Now it's done my life's work
The big wait is over
Rejoice, ye can have
I give the German alphabet
31 Letters
It is the ... (thptphtphtp!)
The linguistic concerns
I can safely clean off the desk
And who paid fees to me
Can use it all by feel
It is suitable for many words
... atkartoffel ... ieftr�ger
... ausepulver ... ustwarze
Or ... otschneidemaschine
Themilkshark, you know it's just stuff edited together from TV and the internet, right? None of this was made by adult swim. Good job paying attention.