Nintendo should have went with horndog for a few of the games.
Anything ending in -ed, -ing or "me" gets a beep. Instant comedy.
Link sure was a jerk in this show.
OK, "Mmmm, shut up and fuck me" was worth a five.
Also, the Gannon sequence at the end.
"Here's your piece of the Triforce chunk, now *beep* me!"
We all wanted Ocarina of Time to end like that...
Snooki want smoosh smoosh!
|Innocent Bystander |
So *beep* funny.
Almost every joke is just bleeping "kiss" so it sounds like "fuck".
Fuck off Gannon!
I'm confused by Zelda's flesh-colored pants.
Odd, I don't remember Princess Zelda running around in tights and thigh-high boots.
|Caminante Nocturno |
I never understood why Link didn't ditch the princess and hook up with the fairy.
Especially once it was established that she could turn into whatever she wanted to.
|il fiore bel |
Honestly, other people have done this type of stuff. And better. But I'll give 3 stars for effort, and for those two times the random "fuck me" line became funny again.
|Old People |
"...my father was King of the Fairies, you know".
Laughed. Not ashamed and yes I know I should be.
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