Once we kill off the krill from overfishing and global warming, we're the next easiest thing to catch in the ocean.
Migration paterns will change to coincide with holiday weekends and spring break.
Whatever, those things would be extinct if not for our laws.
Would you have to put on your coast guard costume for this had the whale eaten the surfer, mark? Would you the lecture them all on waiting an hour after eating before swimming and the advantages of a solid sunblock routine?
We're not Baywatch. But if it became a legitimate SAR case, then yes I'd put on my UNIFORM and save her.
Yes some environmental laws are good. There is nothing good that comes out of hunting a creature to extinction.
You don't hunt liberals. You destroy them with reason and logic.
good news liberals, the right cannot harm you!
|The Townleybomb |
Does this thing happen all the time? The people don't really seem half as perturbed as the seagulls.
|Scrotum H. Vainglorious |
Swimmer doesn't have wetsuit this time of year ?
|THA SUGAH RAIN |
That would be the day I say good bye to the ocean and spend the rest of my time in a tall building where giant sea monsters can not harm me.
|Caminante Nocturno |
That whale didn't get anywhere near eating that surfer! One star!
Humpback whale? The octapus of the whale family? The largest aquatic nerds on the planet? -3 stars because Im biased.
It's a baleen whale, it had absolutely no interest in eating her.
I was waiting for that. Are you insinuating that I'm only interested in women for their bodies outside of their inherent nutrient value?
No, I'm saying that instead of teeth you have rows of stiff, hair like projections in your mouth that you use to filter prey animals from water and as such would be uninterested in devouring anything you cannot comfortably swallow whole and intact. How you relate to women as things that are not food is not determined by this anatomical feature.
If a woman happens to be in the way of dense cloud of krill I wouldn't mind devouring the woman as a kind of bonus snack. It's been known to happen. Whales grow to be exceptionally old and they remember everything. If this whale was attacked by a person a century ago she or he might have developed an taste for floaties.
I was going to submit this 2 days ago, but too many articles were crying 'fake.' I have no opinion on that. What say you poetv?
It's real. I saw the whales breaching on the day. They hung out for a week while crowds of kayakers and surfers harassed them.
|Robin Kestrel |
Five for not having to hear "OMIGODOMIGOD" from the camera person. Maybe they were stunned into silence?
Whale - "Hey Guys!"
Birds - "It's a fish! Eat it! FOOD! FOOD! FOOD!"
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