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Desc:We are not going to be the dominant species forever
Category:Nature & Places, Horror
Tags:Whale, surfing, dude you okay, whalegory
Submitted:pineapplejuicer
Date:11/10/11
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Comment count is 26
SolRo
Once we kill off the krill from overfishing and global warming, we're the next easiest thing to catch in the ocean.

Migration paterns will change to coincide with holiday weekends and spring break.
Cena_mark
Whatever, those things would be extinct if not for our laws.

Toenails
When you are right, you're right.

Binro the Heretic
Thanks for pointing out the effectiveness of environmental protection laws.

Mother_Puncher
Would you have to put on your coast guard costume for this had the whale eaten the surfer, mark? Would you the lecture them all on waiting an hour after eating before swimming and the advantages of a solid sunblock routine?

Cena_mark
We're not Baywatch. But if it became a legitimate SAR case, then yes I'd put on my UNIFORM and save her.
Yes some environmental laws are good. There is nothing good that comes out of hunting a creature to extinction.

cognitivedissonance
Would you hunt liberals to extinction or keep a few in a zoo for educational purposes?

Cena_mark
You don't hunt liberals. You destroy them with reason and logic.

SolRo
good news liberals, the right cannot harm you!

baleen
Well done SolRo, that's a good babe.

memedumpster
SolRo is the sudden surprise whale of this thread, putting the rest into perspective.

The Townleybomb
Does this thing happen all the time? The people don't really seem half as perturbed as the seagulls.
Scrotum H. Vainglorious
Swimmer doesn't have wetsuit this time of year ?
OldScratch
The water is cold, but it was actually about 85 degrees that day. And you can see my house faintly in the background. If anyone is ever going to be accidentally devoured by a gentle sea mammal, choke to death on an acai smoothie, or wander dazed into the street and be crushed by bicycle traffic, it is in this little, weed-addled California town. Five for retarded, stony evil.

THA SUGAH RAIN
That would be the day I say good bye to the ocean and spend the rest of my time in a tall building where giant sea monsters can not harm me.
Caminante Nocturno
That whale didn't get anywhere near eating that surfer! One star!
Mother_Puncher
Humpback whale? The octapus of the whale family? The largest aquatic nerds on the planet? -3 stars because Im biased.
GravidWithHate
It's a baleen whale, it had absolutely no interest in eating her.
kingarthur
Rimshot!

baleen
I was waiting for that. Are you insinuating that I'm only interested in women for their bodies outside of their inherent nutrient value?

GravidWithHate
No, I'm saying that instead of teeth you have rows of stiff, hair like projections in your mouth that you use to filter prey animals from water and as such would be uninterested in devouring anything you cannot comfortably swallow whole and intact. How you relate to women as things that are not food is not determined by this anatomical feature.

baleen
If a woman happens to be in the way of dense cloud of krill I wouldn't mind devouring the woman as a kind of bonus snack. It's been known to happen. Whales grow to be exceptionally old and they remember everything. If this whale was attacked by a person a century ago she or he might have developed an taste for floaties.

GongWise
I was going to submit this 2 days ago, but too many articles were crying 'fake.' I have no opinion on that. What say you poetv?
OldScratch
It's real. I saw the whales breaching on the day. They hung out for a week while crowds of kayakers and surfers harassed them.

Robin Kestrel
Five for not having to hear "OMIGODOMIGOD" from the camera person. Maybe they were stunned into silence?
Walker
Whale - "Hey Guys!"
Birds - "It's a fish! Eat it! FOOD! FOOD! FOOD!"
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