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Desc:Batman poses a 15 year old girl to lure his nemesis to a playground.
Category:Crime, Humor
Tags:batman, pedophilia, to catch a predator, to troll a predator, BlueGenitalWarts
Submitted:Hooker
Date:11/06/11
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Comment count is 31
Bort
Pretty high and mighty for a guy who keeps a young boy in a cave.
ItsAboutTime
Could have been funnier. Moral crusaders at least need to be original for it to be entertaining, this is just too easy and sad.
Cena_mark
I thought it was pretty awesome. Maybe its just because Its been so long since the stopped making "To Catch A Predator", but as a Libertarian I love me some good ol' vigilante justice.

Caminante Nocturno
What a disgusting attitude. I'd hate you if you weren't a fellow brony.

Cena_mark
What's wrong with a little bit of street justice? The dude is a pedophile and he got the scolding he deserved.

Caminante Nocturno
There will never be a scolding strong enough for those who hurt the innocent!

Cena_mark
Then why do you consider my attitude disgusting?

EvilHomer
It's disgusting because Batman doesn't play rough enough. Now if only The Punisher had shown up instead...

memedumpster
To Catch a Predator taught us that pedophiles number in the trillions, so really this is more basic social interaction than vigilantism. You hold doors open for old ladies, you shoo pedos from playgrounds.

Spoonybard
15-year-olds are generally post-pubescent and therefore beyond the domain of the pedophile

EvilHomer
Please explain, Spoonybard.

Spoonybard
Pedophilia is the condition of being primarily sexually attracted to prepubescent children. Girls typically enter puberty around age 10 or 11. A 15 year old girl is well into adolescence and therefore using the word 'pedophile' in this context is simply incorrect.

Hooker
Pedophile also has a social meaning, and it's clear that we're using that meaning. You're being boring, Spoony.

baleen
Cena, I think he's making fun of you.

Also, this is going to get this guy shot. I'm amazed people are this stupid on both sides of the equation.

baleen
Spoonybard is right. The correct term is hebephile, I think. That's when you just want to fuck really people of a pubescent age. Pedophilia is pre-pubescent.

When I was 24-25 a 17 year old wanted to come to my apartment to have sex with me.

She was most definitely real and not a troll. But since I'm not a piece of shit I said "No, that makes me feel uncomfortable." Surprise, she had been molested as she was growing up, which made me feel even worse. I then spent about 2 hours giving her therapy. That's what you should do when people who are too stupid to be having sex with full grown adults want to bang you. As far the 17 year old, a year later she became a stripper. Bigger surprise there.

I'm not a saint, I really wanted to do it with her because most men, deep down inside, feel that they are still in high school on the inside. But then I would have felt like a total sleazebag and would have hated myself.

Bort
Louis CK talks about this; he's got paternal instincts these days, and when he sees a 19-year-old girl at a club, he wants to put a blanket around her and drive her home. While every man may want to behave like an irresponsible high school student at some level, it doesn't mean they want a high school age partner.

For me, anything below the age of 25 and I'm thinking "I wonder if she knows how to balance a checkbook? She probably doesn't, maybe I should teach her so she doesn't screw up her life." Not that I often find myself in a situation where a 25-year-old is into me and I'm talking check registers; this whole thing is pretty hypothetical, but my point is that what seems right and proper shifts depending on your age and theirs.

Change
Stars for Spoonybard's accuracy.

Spoonybard
Hooker's "social meaning" of pedophile is nothing more than hysterical, equivocating rhetoric that's been repeated often enough to rob a word of its definition. A 15-year-old likely has sexual characteristics that young adults are instinctively attracted to. A 10-year-old has yet to develop those characteristics, which is why pedophilia is considered a disorder.

dairyqueenlatifah
That's awesome.

I mean, can you imagine being in the dude's shoes, and instead of hot jailbait showing up, Batman?

:D
Pillager
Because he's the pedo this site deserves, but not the one it needs right now.

SixDigitDebt
These are for Pillager.

riedquat
He agreed to meet her at a kids playpark
Chancho
What if both showed up in superhero costumes?
Doomstein
Awkwarrrrd!

Xenocide
It would be tricky, since there's so few superheroes with pedophilia-based powers. And the ones we do have aren't very popular. Most fans consider the period when Molestio was leader of the Justice League to be one of the weaker eras of that title's history.

Bort
I don't know, a Deathstroke costume would be pretty appropriate.

Jet Bin Fever
The batman voice
delicatessen
With a Canadian accent

EvilHomer
Oh, Batman! Thank God you're here! Listen, ChwkBabe95 is on her way to this park, right now, and she's looking to surrender her innocence to strange men she met online! I was going to talk to her about Jesus and try to convince her to change her ways, but now that you're here... please, Batman, I know she'll listen to you!
Xenocide
Batman doesn't just let criminals awkwardly slink away! I don't think this guy is really Batman at all!
kingarthur
This is a wonderful premise for a show on TLC. Take that however you want.
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