exar_kun - 2011-11-29 You're an American whenever you play this game, just ask the Japanese programmers.
Adham Nu'man - 2011-11-29 His dudeness is so great that he gets called a plural even when he's alone. It's a sign of respect.
Screwtape - 2011-11-29 And it took a bunch of Japs to make such an awesome american ending. We should nuke more countries.
memedumpster - 2011-11-29 So we should nuke America to improve it?
chumbucket - 2011-11-29 Yeah it'll be the greatest do over in history.
Anaxagoras - 2011-11-29 Works for me. Let's start with the Bible belt.
Konversekid - 2011-11-29 Just make sure you kill all of the survivalists with it or you will have to deal with them being right.
smellslikefish - 2011-11-29 Burgers....with American Cheese and Freedom Fries
MrBuddy - 2011-11-29 You risk your life beating up armies of villains and all you get is a hamburger? Here I thought "the cake is a lie" was bad.
twinkieafternoon - 2011-11-29 Just like how I was supposed to get a parade when I got back from saving the President from ninjas. But instead all the did was give me a burger and a kick in the ass. I can still feel it searing.