|The Mothership |
I'll bet they fold in six months.
youtube comment: "I would abort all of my children for a triple steak stack"
That sounds like the setup for a Barth's Burgers sketch.
My favorite from YouTube :
"Greetings from SERBIA I give up Tacobell until we CRUSH THE TURK"
There really should be a word for something that isn't actually a joke, but that can only truly be accepted as one.
I'm a decade ahead of them on my own personal "no more Taco Bell until Xenocide's life ends" campaign.
Seriously, I'm not a woman, but after the time I ate three Gorditas I'm pretty sure I know what a miscarriage feels like.
Considering abortion has existed basically throughout recorded history I'd say tough luck kiddies :(
Unto the angel of the Church of Taco Bell write: I know your works, that you are neither cold nor hot. I wish you were cold or hot. So, because you are lukewarm, and neither hot nor cold, I will vomit you out of my mouth.
This is screaming for the white people tag.
|Hugo Gorilla |
After the franchise wars, there will be only Taco Bell. I hope you freeze dry and store a lifetime's supply of Whoppers before that happens.
The run for the aborter tag. Genius.
It's okay. There's a DelTaco even closer to their apartment.
The user's comments scream that this is a troll.
saw this site on mfisn
posted a video saying I would give up believing in God until abortion ends... the video was removed.
For those unaware, this is a "thing" going around YouTube now. Where people who are anti-abortion make some generic, useless, vague, "pledge" to give up something for the rest of their lives until "abortion is over." (which, theoretically, can never happen since human bodies frequently conduct their own abortions, called "miscarriages")
It's perhaps the most incredibly awesome, present-day example of Poe's Law in effect because there are hundreds of these videos on YouTube and it's nearly impossible to tell which ones are actually dumbshit hipster fundies trying to be morbidly serious and which ones are trolls playing the community like a violin. In the case of this video, I am leaning slightly towards the "it's a troll" camp, if only because in their comments the very first argument they made against abortion was that it is like "the Nazi Holocaust."
That's my point. It's so ball-out obvious as the first thing to mention, that it smacks of troll.
Taco Bell HQ
INTERN: Mr. Bell! Mr. Bell! Two kids from the midwest have pledged to stop eating Taco Bell until abortion ends!
TACOLIUS Q BELL: My God. Get the president on the line.
|Corpus Delectable |
But, if abortion ends, WHERE WILL TACO BELL'S MEAT COME FROM?! WHERE?!?!
Didn't think of that one, didja, hipsters?
il fiore bel
Well, in my neck of the woods, they did find human feces in the meat. You might be on to something there.
|Cherry Pop Culture |
Whatever. I'll eat Taco Bell for them :D
|Jet Bin Fever |
Good fucking luck.
I'm not sure who could have had a better user name to submit this.
In the future, all restaurants are Taco Bell.
|Carolyne Belcher |
Talk about sacrifice
|American Standard |
I'll bet you one unplanned pregnancy you're secretly pro-choice.
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