The Mothership 
I'll bet they fold in six months.
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oswaldtheluckyrabbit
youtube comment: "I would abort all of my children for a triple steak stack"
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Xenocide That sounds like the setup for a Barth's Burgers sketch.
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memedumpster My favorite from YouTube :
"Greetings from SERBIA I give up Tacobell until we CRUSH THE TURK"
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Konversekid
There really should be a word for something that isn't actually a joke, but that can only truly be accepted as one.
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Xenocide
I'm a decade ahead of them on my own personal "no more Taco Bell until Xenocide's life ends" campaign.
Seriously, I'm not a woman, but after the time I ate three Gorditas I'm pretty sure I know what a miscarriage feels like.
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Pompoulus
Considering abortion has existed basically throughout recorded history I'd say tough luck kiddies :(
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cognitivedissonance
Unto the angel of the Church of Taco Bell write: I know your works, that you are neither cold nor hot. I wish you were cold or hot. So, because you are lukewarm, and neither hot nor cold, I will vomit you out of my mouth.
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kingarthur
This is screaming for the white people tag.
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Hugo Gorilla
After the franchise wars, there will be only Taco Bell. I hope you freeze dry and store a lifetime's supply of Whoppers before that happens.
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jaunch
The run for the aborter tag. Genius.
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TeenerTot
It's okay. There's a DelTaco even closer to their apartment.
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Change
The user's comments scream that this is a troll.
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Ocyrus
saw this site on mfisn
posted a video saying I would give up believing in God until abortion ends... the video was removed.
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StanleyPain
For those unaware, this is a "thing" going around YouTube now. Where people who are anti-abortion make some generic, useless, vague, "pledge" to give up something for the rest of their lives until "abortion is over." (which, theoretically, can never happen since human bodies frequently conduct their own abortions, called "miscarriages")
It's perhaps the most incredibly awesome, present-day example of Poe's Law in effect because there are hundreds of these videos on YouTube and it's nearly impossible to tell which ones are actually dumbshit hipster fundies trying to be morbidly serious and which ones are trolls playing the community like a violin. In the case of this video, I am leaning slightly towards the "it's a troll" camp, if only because in their comments the very first argument they made against abortion was that it is like "the Nazi Holocaust."
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StanleyPain That's my point. It's so ball-out obvious as the first thing to mention, that it smacks of troll.
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charmlessman
Taco Bell HQ
INTERN: Mr. Bell! Mr. Bell! Two kids from the midwest have pledged to stop eating Taco Bell until abortion ends!
TACOLIUS Q BELL: My God. Get the president on the line.
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Corpus Delectable
But, if abortion ends, WHERE WILL TACO BELL'S MEAT COME FROM?! WHERE?!?!
Didn't think of that one, didja, hipsters?
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il fiore bel Well, in my neck of the woods, they did find human feces in the meat. You might be on to something there.
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Cherry Pop Culture
Whatever. I'll eat Taco Bell for them :D
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Jet Bin Fever
Good fucking luck.
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dairyqueenlatifah
I'm not sure who could have had a better user name to submit this.
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1394
In the future, all restaurants are Taco Bell.
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Carolyne Belcher
Talk about sacrifice
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American Standard
I'll bet you one unplanned pregnancy you're secretly pro-choice.
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