See, it's funny, because his voice sounds slightly different that what it normally sounds like!
|Jet Bin Fever |
That voice was HILARIOUS. And his timing is -so- great, it's just like his HILARIOUS SNL skits from the old days!
You can easily hear the Sandler in every 'voice' and 'impersonation' he does. It's awful. This really is 1993 all over again.
Jet Bin Fever
Oh god, I want to hear that story so badly as well.
|WHO WANTS DESSERT |
After Funny People he either has zero self-awareness or is trolling the world and its insatiable appetite for his shit
|Corpus Delectable |
I'm sure everyone here has seen this, but this is the definitive work on Sandler:
I couldn't tell, was he saying thank you or fuck you to all his fans?
...I still haven't made it beyond the title. This won something? Five for evil.
i didnt think i laughed, but for some reason i did at the teacher who passed away half way through. i had a similar experience really early and it always seemed such a strange event i wasnt sure many other people had it as well.
Yeah, my favorite teacher died halfway through the schoolyear. Eerily enough, our replacement teacher wore plaid pants.
|Spit Spingola |
Remember the Lunch Lady Land song?
I hated that song; I loved everything else he did, especially the sixty year old man's balls.
Remember that kid last year who sang that to kindergarteners, and then edited the footage to make it sound like he was singing a song about fucking them?
Alyson Hannigan got fat?
No, she finally got some meat on her scrawny bones!
As if pregnancy is an excuse for gaining weight.
|B. Weed |
Think he'll get a Razzie for it too?
I somehow automatically read the word "accepts" in the title as "refuses", even though they look NOTHING alike.
Hollywood is basically a giant circle jerk, and the audiences are right in the middle of it.
And we, the audience, are the ones who always end up eating the cracker.
|Rodents of Unusual Size |
I love how Jason Biggs and Alyson Hannigan had to fake their enthusiasm with the same wooden, practiced delivery with just a hint of visible disgust.
Also, I just realized that the particular voice he's doing sounds like the racist impressions done in the 40s of black people.
Oh my shit the speech really just keeps just going.
That's it, the final straw. We've tried reason, and look what it got us.
Now it's time for violence.
|Adham Nu'man |
This is why Democracy doesn't fucking work.
Wrap-it-up music would have been very beneficial here.
Oh no, this stains the integrity of the People's Choice Awards!
Every one of those teachers hated grade-school Sandler.
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