|Corpus Delectable |
Haven't been laid in a while, though.
Finally decided to continue my sabbatical at 3:55, but couldn't get the cursor over the pause button until 3:57.
|Billy the Poet |
"At first Ford had formed a theory to account for this strange behaviour. If human beings don't keep exercising their lips, he thought, their mouths probably seize up. After a few months' consideration and observation he abandoned this theory in favour of a new one. If they don't keep on exercising their lips, he thought, their brains start working."
44 seconds of gazing into the abyss.
I can normally leave anything like this running so long as I'm doing something in the background, but nope...made it to about 1:30 before having to shut it down.
I went to check the YouTube page, which was surprisingly bland. Then I checked out some of (the first few seconds of) the rest of her videos. WOW.
Even worse, she apparently has ANOTHER YouTube channel, which is just as banal and soul-crushing as this one.
about one minute
one unpleasant minute
Start with your neck lady.
Commas, bitch! Use them!
Try to imagine sitting across a table from this on your third date.
0:57 when depression hit me that she probably has nothing else in her life.
I posted one a couple years ago... this one is way more bubbly. That channel partner money's going up her nose.
Add a juicystar07 tag to link them.
|Macho Nacho |
I heard of this girl. She's some popular "makeup guru" on Youtube.
Anyway her boyfriend is something else.
I'd say she looks better than most without it, and wears way too much. Let's argue about it.
I'm with pastorofmuppets. She does look good without makeup and she has a tendency to wear too much makeup, but most Youtube Make Gurus do that.
is she doing this from the american horror story set? jesus christ that room. it looks like a room from sims 2 mixed with silent hill.
Sweet merciful crap, I made it through the whole fucking thing.
But I felt heavy. On one side. My head lolled to the right as her endless bleating went on. I had stopped counting the amount of times she used the word 'like' at 43 and I realized this wasn't half complete.
I felt as if my brain was oozing out on my shoulder, and alarmed, I felt wetness on my sleeve. I checked my ear for bits of rapidly decomposing grey matter in sudden horror, thinking that this was the reality of the situation. With relief that was mixed into a blend of shame and revulsion, I had found that the fluid was mostly drool that hung from my mouth as my IQ was sucked out with the salty bitterness of a single tear, shed for this time I shall never have back.
Every video I five star after this will only ever be a pale comparison to the evil I have just witnessed here on this cold and dark January night.
|Menudo con queso |
I got through it all, but I think my soul died a couple hours ago.
|Pope Caius |
1:13. Would have stopped sooner due to the shrillness of her voice, but I was completely mesmerized by the lamps in the background. They are symmetrical to each other. Fucking symmetrical.
|THA SUGAH RAIN |
She entertained the idea of shaving off all her hair and getting wigs. "But then people might think I'm crazy.... and I probably am."
0:34 and then my wife yelled "Turn that bitch off!". I laughed for a minute... then hit play. At 0:42, "TURN IT OFF!!"
|Jet Bin Fever |
Christ. I pity the schmuck that has to pretend to listen to her to her face.
5:17 the "like"s became unbearable
|Robin Kestrel |
OH MY GOD SHUT THE FUCK UP
I can literally feel her voice in my eyes. 1:19, though I might be interested in revisiting it again if there's ever a video of her calling a horse race.
|White Trash Party |
TAKE A DAMN BREATH GOD.
Terrible haircut too. It looks like whoever did it got halfway through and said fuck it.
|That guy |
I made it all the way! Name the personality disorder!!
If you can beat the one second that is 1:50-1:51, you can beat pancreatic cancer.
51 seconds of inattentive, uninterested agony.
Although if I was sitting across from this woman in a restaurant, I'd only have made it thirty seconds before excusing myself to go to the bathroom and vanishing into the night.
This is a good 20% of all youtube videos, but I guess it was time for a specimen to be put on display here at the museum of disappointment in humanity.
|John Holmes Motherfucker |
This whole thing baffles me. Her enthusiasm baffles me. Your annoyance baffles me. The seven thousand views baffle me.
The haircut's okay. Four stars for the haircut.
|The Mothership |
Ugh. Who cares.
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