Whereas the Lab I had when I was a kid sounded like Dee Snider. He loved to swim for hours but every time I tried to give him a bath he just wasn't gonna take it!
At least he bit my dad when he said some hurtful things about my guitar. A "sick, electric twanger" he called it. Well Fuck You Dad! Fuck you and your M16! I know what I'm gonna do with my life!