Because he's unhappy and every time he's in this video he's either pouting or being passive-aggressive. And it looks like the kids are picking up those mannerisms (This is a bad thing).
Also, it looks like he's trying to make a stab on Youtube stardom, trying to make it as Shaytards as possible. But he's such a fucking zit of a human being, that nobody could possibly like this series, let alone like him.
Two stars for the evil of banality of this guy's life, one extra star for the fact that "Youtube Whoring" perfectly encapsulates this sad sack's motive, and one more star because all his videos are barely ever looked at besides us and possible very concerned family members.
In conclusion: WHY WON'T PEOPLE PAY ATTENTION TO ME???
Unhappy Dan is the only one allowed to have a name. My guess is he's unhappy because having kids makes it hard to afford Thor comics and he has a thin woman who's face seems to be perpetually fat. I love how when the camera is pointed at her wonky face, she just distorts it into an even wonkier, ghastly expression.
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They've been at it for a year and their most viewed video weighs in at 3,466 views. Uh, yeah, don't quit your day job, sparky.
Perfect case of two ugly people making nice looking kids. Hopefully puberty won't mutate them too much.
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