|Billy the Poet |
They shot this behind the building I work in. It must have been awful wearing period clothes in New Orleans in June.
So, on top of being in this shitty movie, all of these people were really hot.
|Don Taye |
I hope this becomes the next big craze in Hollywood so my Taft vs The Blob script can finally get the attention it deserves.
Rodents of Unusual Size
Andrew Jackson Vs. the Wendigo (Wendigo wins in that one)
Calvin Coolidge Vs. the Reanimated Corpse of James Garfield Vs. Wolverine
Susan B. Anthony Vs. The Amazing Colossal Man
Too early to say movie of the year?
I would like to say bravo to the new dupe check. It found the teaser trailer, assuring me this wasn't a dupe, which also aided me with the description.
Also, there is no wrong rating for this and I have no intention of seeing this movie, it looks awful.
Boy I sure am happy Timur Bekmambetov is doing shit like this and Wanted instead of, you know, finishing the Night Watch series.
This looks more fun. Nightwatch was about 90 minutes of characters explaining rules to each other.
And then the magic bouncy-ball blew up that one building.
This is real? Not just a joke from Party Down?
No. Fucking. Way. And not even a Trauma production.
My only solace is that the proposed film version of Pride and Prejudice and Zombies seems to be stuck in limbo.
Wait...they took a joke and gave it to Tim Burton with a big ol' budget?
This could have been a fun movie if it had been made a schlocky.
Addendum: I should admit to you all that I'll probably see this anyways. I don't get out of the house much.
The trailer admits there's an action rail car scene already. I guess we all know what to expect now.
THIS is what Spielburg has been working on all this time????
|Jet Bin Fever |
They are playing this in the most serious way possible. If they gave it a, say, more of Commando approach (the arnold flick) with a touch of self-awareness it could work. The problem is that they will just fill this with CGI and tedious action sequences.
Truman vs. Godzilla.
... ... ... &$@#! ...
|Rodents of Unusual Size |
MORE LIKE BABERAHAM LINCOLN AMIRITE WOOO TAKE IT OFF!
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