Credit where due, that's a pretty good likeness.
Can't touch this.
making mitt stalk around a warehouse with an assault rifle jack-bauer style probably just boosted his polls. good one, santorum.
Santorum being covered in Santorum? That's a huge stretch. Partly because it does not look like frothy lubecum, partly because Romney can't aim.
|Corpus Delectable |
Five for tone-deaf cluelessness.
|Spit Spingola |
I want a gun that shoots poop. A little disappointed there was no shit on Santorum but whatever.
|Xenagama Warrior Princess |
He's just making it too easy for us, now.
|Prickly Pete |
I thought he was just gonna say "In the end, Romney's ugly."
If you get splattered with Romney poop, well... just make the best of a bad situation.
|Louis Armstrong |
The tags say so much. Zen.
Who will provide the most laughter for a Obama/ _______ debate?
Newt or Santorum?
Exactly. Romney is the most electable. He knows how to win elections. The other two are just a bunch of theocratic nutters.
Perhaps this quote from Grover Norquist will help you decide on a republican candidate, Cena.
"We just need a president to sign this stuff. We don’t need someone to think it up or design it. " "Pick a Republican with enough working digits to handle a pen to become president of the United States."
Republicans are the "mine mine mine" party, only interested in maintaining the status quo. It's fiting that their brattiness is making them unelectable.
What goes through Santorum's head when he's proposing these ideas to his ad campaign manager?
"Now, I really want to rein in all these college-aged liberal youths who don't vote Republican. Young people like action scenes, right? And Doomsday scenarios about Big Brother taking over? Yeah, they love questioning authority. Write that one down. Oh, and I want something like the secular Godless gross-out comedies they enjoy. Give me something with a mud/fecal gun."
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