You see with fully automatic weapons being fired at that close a range the chance that two gunmen would miss a stationary man-sized target is slim to none and so the joke was that whereas the victim was relieved that the men he percieved to be garbage men had not driven past his house his statement was in jest taken by the gunman to be a statement about the likelihood that the marksmen would hit their target which for the aforementioned reasons was unlikely and stated as such
Looks like this trash...
*puts sunglasses on*
...has been taken out.
It looks like the only thing being disposed of here...
*puts on sunglasses*
...is his corpse.
|Adham Nu'man |
"Ok, so we need to kill this guy who lives in an unfortified home right next to the street, which has no fence or sealed gateway, right? I was thinking, we could get a hold of a garbage truck, dress up like garbage men, drive around in that smelly fucking thing and make the rounds on this guy's street BEFORE the actual garbage truck passes. Hopefully, he won't have his garbage out since the night before or the early morning, but he'll be coming out right as we pass, at which point we get down and shoot him multiple times with our unsilenced UZIs. Then, we slowly make our getaway in the garbage truck"
Mac-10s - see, one little factual error like that ruins EVERYthing
Maybe their day jobs was as garbage men... so when this job came up they were all like "No shit man... that's on our route! fucker is always late and runs out into the street at the last minute with his trash. We can cap him no problem, those Mac-10's we keep in the glovebox don't have silencers though."
|Oscar Wildcat |
Scenes from the class war we'd like to see.
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