Will they help me to sing on key? And what if I don't want to use a crystal as a dildo?
This is from the same guys who made "Turkey Cheese Fries".
|Adham Nu'man |
Manatee Dreams of Neptune
by Emerald Web
Published by Cosmic Hymen Aura Publishing
a Limited Liability Corporation
That huge crystal power blasted the one guy's hair clean off.
It's shiny, natural, and I don't understand it, so it must be magic.
|That guy |
Why can't life be like this?
|The Lord of Dirt |
Needs a Street Hawk tag, since that's what pushes it to five stars.
|Oscar Wildcat |
That's pure crystalline cocaine hydrochloride; the power resides in you now!
|The Mothership |
Ursa.... hey, Ursa.
Work this in with Nyan cat somehow. I know I can trust you.
I can do a pretty rockin' digital shoegazer remix of this song.
The embarrassing sort of E-cred I got for that nyan-cat one isn't something I'm pushing for, really anymore, since I'm a 30 year old goddamned grown-ass man - but I fucking love CDTcrew, so maybe I will.
I do get like - every time I use a hyphen - so, I'll keep that up.
As ridiculous as this is, my inner rock-hound is lusting something powerful for that huge chunk of quartz the bald guy's holding.
I wish I had crystals.
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