Oscar Wildcat I think we should take his word on this one. If anyone knew something about manufacturing bullshit propaganda out of whole cloth to fool the proles, it was this man.
Scrotum H. Vainglorious He leaves behind 4 kids all of whom will one day discover what a complete fuckhead their dad was.
I'm betting there's a movement afoot by some wingnut to turn at least one of them into Brietbart II.
Jet Bin Fever If I know anything about conservatives, I know they're going to eventually try to make some sort of phony dynasty out of them. I hope they all turn out to be gay and liberal.