Robin Kestrel Dude doesn't have a problem saying "Thermos", but goes to great lengths not to say "Mylar".
Corpus Delectable It's Idiocracy happening right before our eyes. We can fix baldness, give an 80-year-old an erection, and cheaply float a balloon at your crotch-spawn's birthday party.
Fundamental research? Not so much, Nerdly McNerdherson.
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Oscar Wildcat No candy and balloons for you, little girl; Science needs them to work it's dark magic on your future.
I unabashedly love this guy. All chemistry professors should be isotopes of this man.
TeenerTot I'm with him. What good are helium balloons anyways? Just good for bringing to school so some suck-up can surprise the popular girl having a birthday, when all I ever got from them was a request for a piece of cake I brought for my OWN birthday cuz NOBODY CARES and then they're all like "It's your birthday? What kind of cake is that?" and then I grudgingly give them a piece which they take with them as they head for the small party that formed to congratulate some bitch for being nominated prom queen.