Robin Kestrel - 2012-03-22 Dude doesn't have a problem saying "Thermos", but goes to great lengths not to say "Mylar".
Corpus Delectable - 2012-03-22 It's Idiocracy happening right before our eyes. We can fix baldness, give an 80-year-old an erection, and cheaply float a balloon at your crotch-spawn's birthday party.
Fundamental research? Not so much, Nerdly McNerdherson.
hammsangwich - 2012-03-22 For Sell: Helium cooling thing I used for my PhD. Been in storige for almost 40 years. Paid 0, looking for obo. DO NOT EMAIL, please call at Eight-one-seven-five-five-five-one-two-eight-nine.
chairsforcheap - 2012-03-23 YO PEOPLBUY THOSE FROM WAL MART SELL TEM 2 THIS GUY IT LARG HADRONES
Oscar Wildcat - 2012-03-23 No candy and balloons for you, little girl; Science needs them to work it's dark magic on your future.
I unabashedly love this guy. All chemistry professors should be isotopes of this man.
TeenerTot - 2012-03-23 I'm with him. What good are helium balloons anyways? Just good for bringing to school so some suck-up can surprise the popular girl having a birthday, when all I ever got from them was a request for a piece of cake I brought for my OWN birthday cuz NOBODY CARES and then they're all like "It's your birthday? What kind of cake is that?" and then I grudgingly give them a piece which they take with them as they head for the small party that formed to congratulate some bitch for being nominated prom queen.
Fuck helium balloons.
Aelric - 2012-03-23 I wonder what this guy says to his barber.