SteamPoweredKleenex Oddly enough, it's got more dignity than the whole "freeze-dry and stuff your pet" thing that a lot of old people were doing to their cats. They all came out with this "the fuck just happened?" expression on their faces.
Oscar Wildcat This would be awesome if it worked; otherwise, only a three.
FABIO "The Orvillecopter, half cat, half machine. Named after the famous aviator Orville Wright. He was killed by a car. After that he received his propellers posthumously. This is Orvillecopter's first test flight, Soon to be flying with the birds. Oh how he loved birds. He will receive more powerful engines and larger props for his birthday. So this hopping will soon change into steady flight."
dead_cat Orville Wright was killed by a car? Whaaat