The Townleybomb
What are you talking about? the standard spelling for that word was "t-h-o-u-!-s-a-n-d" until the 90s.

+1 because fuck basic cable for making me remember all of these commercials and products. Even Flair Squares!

hammsangwich
Also nig-O-tine.

memedumpster
I think he's a pirate, he wants your credit cyaard.