I need an emo or scene girlfriend now

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I need an emo or scene girlfriend now

Desc:	Lispy teen demands an emo or scene girlfriend.
Category:	General Station
Tags:	emo, girlfriend, scene, this is sure to work
Submitted:	fermun
Date:	11/26/09
Views:	2558
Rating: View Ratings	Register to vote for this video Favorited 2 Times
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SCREAMSCREAMSCREAM EMO SCENE GIRL SCREAMSCREAM mumblemumblemumble *gunshow* *kiss*

James Woods

poor little guy. :(

Xenocide

So his criteria for a woman is that she must be at his beck and call to baby him whenever he has any sort of problem or issue. Which I'm going to guess is all the fucking time.

I want to meet the Emo chick who takes him up on that offer. No, I mean it. If such a spectacular human trainwreck exists, I want to be able to say I saw the carnage firsthand.

James Woods
Yeah, obviously no one is signing up for this.

KnowFuture

For all I know, this little display could be an acceptable form of Emo courtship.

pastorofmuppets

But if he doesn't have anything to whine about won't they kick him out of the scene?

Lies, lies, LIES!

His nostrils are like staring down a double-barreled shotgun.

Ponasty

What the hell is "scene"??
Jesus.what a fucktard.

RocketBlender

I have a little sister who'se going through her phase. Every time I go home I make fun of her emo hair in hopes that she'll take it seriously and stop trying to be one of those kids. Every time I do this, she whines at me "It's noooot emo it's scene!" I still have no idea what the difference is.

5 stars alone for "it has to be either in state or out of state...."
Guy sure has some tough standards.

OxygenThief
Ridicule fuel:

http://www.wikihow.com/Be-a-Scene-Kid

Syd Midnight
He grew up in one end of a trailer home so he learned to classify women according to porno website categories. Petite, ebony, scene, big-busted, goth, emo, granny, plumper, squirter, and shemale.

Camonk

Wow, so much about this guy reminds me of a friend's father. It's weird. Kinda weirding me out. That guy never begged for a hipster girlfriend, though.

augias

One star for each hair on his face.

HP Lovesauce

I love "Emo and scene girls shouldn't be able to reject me, that's fucking bullshit!"

But these stars are for 'twahbol'.

engrish muffin

I swear to god that guy is wearing one colored contact lens. Just one. That is disgusting.

Walker

At first I thought this was a deleted scene from Idiocracy.

memedumpster

Damn, I have officially become my father.

Syd Midnight

I cannot point to any one specific feature on his face that is ugly, yet he is incredibly ugly.

I think the shit-stache brings it on home, and his eyes are in the wrong place and in the wrong face like he's a randomly generated character face in Fallout 3. A really unfortunate mix of DNA.

kwash

That monstro-brow certainly doesn't help.

kwash
Oh, and the bowl cut.

I could do this all day.

andybrownie

what

CornOnTheCabre

then start a band, you lazy fuck

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