I like how they gave it a vaguely European name. Yes, I'm sure that will stop the entire world from laughing at Hand Soccer.

Clearly they should be calling it football. There's American Football, Football (soccer), Rugby Football, Canadian Football, Gaelic Football and now Greater Twit Football.

The "fuck yeah" from 4:07-4:13 is the same wound-up yet half-hearted "fuck yeah" that one utters on throwing a plastic bottle into a recycling bin [the kind with a small hole] from 8 yards away, with no one guarding it, on the twenty-somethingeth try, zero dollars riding on it.

Too many of what appears to be penalty shots to be a real sport.

What, did the player forget to dribble the footsoccerbasketball before elbowing you in the teeth?

We used to play this in elementary school except we didn't have fancy nets and a lot more people got hit in the nuts.