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Desc:Guess who. I'm starting to feel guilty about submitting these.
Category:Military, Humor
Tags:crossbow, poor judgment, fatswordsman, duct tape hat
Submitted:Corpus Delectable
Date:04/18/12
Views:1619
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Comment count is 12
RocketBlender
I was expecting just a little more from this one thanks to the title. Like a horrible misfire or something.
Corpus Delectable
Fair enough. I just cringed every time held the muzzle end up as he flipped the safety.

This is a concern I think I share with the UPS guy who shows up, does his UPS thing, and then leaves.

RocketBlender
Quickly, I might add.

TSR
"This is how you crossbow correctly"

Shouldn't you need a license for something like that?

Colonel Cowlung
How to Crossbow Correctly:
1) Wear a hat made out of duct tape.
2) Wear gloves of unknown origin.
3) Keep your bolts on the windowsill, and drop them at every opportunity.
4) Be so fat your pants are in a constant state of falling.

Am i missing anything?

The Mothership
yea what RB said. entertaining no doubt, but not quite 5 material.
urbanelf
He certainly is fat.
urbanelf
Like a goddamned orb.

chumbucket
I could hear him say "crossbow" all day.
Bort
Amish guy trying to pass himself off as a normal American?
charmlessman
Who knew Comic Book Guy likes crossbows too?
klingerbgoode
"UPS twuck over there blasting extweamly gay music"
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