Corpus Delectable
Fair enough. I just cringed every time held the muzzle end up as he flipped the safety.

This is a concern I think I share with the UPS guy who shows up, does his UPS thing, and then leaves.

RocketBlender
Quickly, I might add.

TSR
"This is how you crossbow correctly"

Shouldn't you need a license for something like that?

Colonel Cowlung
How to Crossbow Correctly:
1) Wear a hat made out of duct tape.
2) Wear gloves of unknown origin.
3) Keep your bolts on the windowsill, and drop them at every opportunity.
4) Be so fat your pants are in a constant state of falling.

Am i missing anything?

urbanelf
Like a goddamned orb.