|Caminante Nocturno |
How did Demi Moore go from making movies like Parasite to this?
This is a remake of a french movie, j ai merde not!
This is a remake of every high school romance movie ever made. ONLY WITH THE FACEBOOK AND THE TEXTING.
The Joe Swanberg film, LOL, is one of the more interesting movies made about how technology is changing the way men communicate. I'd rather that mumblecore movie be associated with my generation than this steaming piece of shit.
|THA SUGAH RAIN |
Young people are so weird. If only we had been one once.
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Demi Moore was once the most highly paid woman in Hollywood. And now she's making this? What the fuck.
Its probably a lot of money, and good roles for older actresses aren't exactly common in Hollywood.
Is Meg Ryan still alive? How about Geena Davis?
If you look at her imdb, it looks like Striptease essentially ended her high paid/profile career. Or G.I. Jane if you'd consider that her last decent film.
Or the wrinkles, but I think she's holding up better than Meg Ryan and Gena Davis.
I was just talking with a friend about formally hot item actresses who disappeared from Hollywood overnight:
Rebecca De Mornay
Basically Hollywood says that after your 4-10 year shelf life if you're not Meryl Streep then fuck you.
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According to imdb, Rebecca De Mornay did John from Cincinnati and Flipped recently, (which is a decent film), and she has 4 others slated for release.
Madeline Stowe did some TV show called Revenge recently.
Geena Davis fell off the map. So did Michelle Pfeifer. Meg Ryan did a shitload of awful films (including The Women..ugh) and so I think she should be banned from making anything until her agent can cough up something resembling a real movie.
Andie McDowell is a raging psychopath born again Christian and notoriously vapid, so I think that's just Hollywood doing all of us a favor.
Virginia Madsen has been getting more work than any of the rest of them combined and I couldn't be happier over that, because she's really brilliant.
Are we supposed to be able to tell those two guys apart? Because I couldn't.
Glad I'm not the only one. Teenagers all look alike to me.
Movie looks terrible but at least since the popularity of their latest movie, the muppets have been getting steady work. though casting Dr. Teeth as the lead is a bit strange...
Who the fuck shortens "Lola" to "Lol". Might as well call her by her stripper name, Lollipop, then you could maybe shorten it.
Also, I guess Miley Cirus's agents were proposing the idea that "Hey you are a teenager and your fans are teenagers who go to school and have boy girl drama so YOU SHOULD MAKE A MOVIE LIKE THAT TO MAKE YOU EVEN RICHER THAN YOU ALREADY ARE (mutters) .... which will further distance you from your fans ... (normal volume) but that's okay because they are too stupid to realize that you are nothing like them!"
Sadly, this movie will make someone a lot of money.
The same people who shorten "ha" or "haha" to "lol" ?
Glad I wasn't the only one.
Miley Cyrus is starring in a Hollywood remake of a French film about a teenager's sexual awakening?
Which French film about a teenager's sexual awakening?
There are thousands.
This is the kind of stuff she started in.
Meant to be a response to Caminante Nocturno's first post.
My name's Omgoryand, but everyone calls me OMG.
I don't appreciate it. I was named for my proud Norwegian grandfather, who froze to death bringing beets to his children.
Status: God, why do you do these things to me?
not sure why I'm more mad about the bagua being co-opted for some shitty band's logo than anything else in this abomination, but there you go.
HEY KIDS! THE INTERNET! AM I RIGHT?! WHATS UP WITH THAT?!
also the dialogue from :20 to :30 makes me pretty confident i could summarize this entire film
"My name's Pete...but that's too long. Just call me Pet."
You have Facebook, we had the phone book.
You have texting, we had pagers.
You have overbearing parents, we had abusive parents.
You have teenager drama that's ultimately meaningless in the face of the rest of your life, we did too.
Is it just me or are the same three scenes of the high school hallway, kissing a guy, and laying in bed shown over and over again?
We actually watched this last night. 'LOL' is an incoherent pile of disconnected, unrelated moments, and with a near two-hour running time the movie is painful to sit through.
I guess its only 'redeeming' quality is near the beginning when Miley Cyrus strips down to climb into an all-girl family bath with Demi Moore and little sis (people do that in America, right?) and Demi makes the disapproving remark that Miley "has a Brazilian." But even then I felt awkward and dirty, so I'll just consider this off my Netflix Instant forever..laugh out loud internet reference.
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