|big pincers |
I like the fug baldy lifeguard at the end
Too many uncomfortable gay dude stares and tiny bathing suits. I made it to :59.
what I'm trying to say is: GOOBLE-GOBBLE GOOBLE-GOBBLE ONE OF US!
I can't help who I am. I'm on the right track baby, I was born this way.
Well, I made it to 2:35 before realizing that I was only at the end of the first act.
BIG GAY FUN IN THE SUN
|big pincers |
Okay, John you know what to do now.
(We wanna see your Peacock)
5 for the universal discomfort among straight men.
I'm straight and was not uncomfortable.
John Holmes Motherfucker
I'm mostly straight (that's about as close as I can come to a pithy description) and I enjoyed this the same way I enjoy being in a gay bar, because it invites me to let go of that fear. It offewrs a choice: You can either be uncomfortable, or get comfortable.
Either way, i promise not to judge. By the end, homosexuality starts to feel like... sexuality.
Oh, and fuck you, cool people, the Katy Perry song isn't bad. I know how this goes. I say that Katy Perry's okay, and the next time we get in an argument, someone talks about how I'm "obsessed with Katy Perry". Lick my popsicle.
I was bored that all these guys look like the same plastic trinket you'd buy at a gas station... then Young Gay Steve Martin showed up.
Moves that would make Beyonce envious.
I'm gay and this was too gay for me. I made it a minute.
You never fail to deliver, PoE.
|Big Name Celebrity |
Are people seriously squirming over this? I know you people have all seen Bear Force One. After that, this is just, like... Tuesday.
Go watch Bear Force One again.
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